Monday, December 14, 2015

Legend of Tarzan Trailer Premieres

Caught the first trailer for David Yates' upcoming "Legend of Tarzan": due for a July 2016 release.


This latest film adaptation of Edgar Rice Burrough's classic creation stars the athletic Alexander Skarsgard as the King of the Jungle and in the role of Jane Porter, the ravishing Margot "Harley Quinn" Robbie. Also in the cast is Samuel Jackson, John Hurt and Christoph Waltz. 

The apes look smashing (akin to Rick Baker's simians in "Greystoke") and I dare say, Tarzan has never swung so fast through the trees. 


Got a feelin' this is gonna be a good one, folks. It's sure great to see one of the first (and most influential) superheroes back on the big screen! July can't come fast enough! Ungawa!!!

Friday, December 11, 2015

I saw Moby Dick in the Heart of the Sea...


Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick” has been filmed numerous times. Though the most famous adaptations are the 1956 John Huston/Ray Bradbury production with Gregory Peck and the 1998 mini-series with Patrick Stewart, there’s also a 2013 mini-series starring William Hurt, and a 2010 modernization with Barry Bostwick. And let's not forget those early John Barrymore trendsetters, “The Sea Beast” and “Moby Dick ‘30”; let alone that "Star Trek: First Contact" borrowed heavily from Melville's allegorical concept, as did the medieval epic, "Age of Dragons". 


Though many perceive “Moby Dick” as a revenge-ridden tale (and, thus far, the vengeance element has surfaced in all adaptations), it also appeals to monster fans. Though it may seem extreme these days (i.e., politically incorrect) to call a whale a monster, Moby Dick, like Kong or Joe Young, is a most extraordinary specimen: beyond mammoth and startlingly white, equipped with cunning cognition. These traits have characterized all versions of the beast, and the latest (though indirect) tribute is no exception, making "In the Heart of the Sea" another chapter in what some consider a genuine "sea monster" franchise. However, the great-white-whale angle is only one disquieting part of the latest scheme.


The adventure (or perhaps more precisely, misadventure) comes via director extraordinaire, Ron Howard, based on the acclaimed historical novel by Nathaniel Philbrick. Philbrick’s account commences in 1820, aboard the doomed ship, Essex, where the crew endures not only a merciless whale attack, thus inspiring Melville to pen "Moby Dick", but fierce weather and the horrid consequences of starvation.

Portraying the ship's fledgling captain, George Pollard, is Benjamin "Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" Walker; and his dynamic (if not disgruntled) first mate, Owen Chase is played by Chris “Thor” Hemsworth. Rounding out the Essex's primary crew is Tom “soon-to-be Spider-man” Holland, as young Thomas Nickerson (the cabin boy); Brendan "Mad-Eye" Gleeson as old Thomas Nickerson (who reluctantly reflects upon his youthful escapade); Cillian “Scarecrow” Murphy as Matthew Joy (Second Mate and childhood friend of Chase); and as the man who documents Nickerson's disconcerting account, Ben "Q" Whishaw as Melville.


The men commence their adventure from Nantucket, Massachusetts without seeming worry, but when a enormous, white-specked sperm whale rams their ship in the Pacific Ocean, they must disperse into separate whaling boats, as their mighty vessel sinks.

In addition to fearing another attack (for the whale does trail them), they must face the consequences of being lost at sea and running out of supplies. The whale, therefore, is a monstrous harbinger for what turns this true-life story into one of horror. Like the Donner Expedition or Andes Flight 571, cannibalism becomes the crew's source of survival. 


There is no polite way to depict the consequences of such, even though the gruesome procedure is at best implied. One could say that, in a allegoric sense, the whalers have been cursed for their oil-profiting pursuits, and it's Moby Dick's precursor that has placed this curse upon them. 

Though Captain Pollard figures significantly into events, Hemsworth's Chase is the story's hub and the crew's doleful cheerleader. Because of Hemsworth's prior roles, instinct tells us to trust him, but even his towering frame can't defeat the damning craze that ensues.


As Charles Leavitt's excellent script develops, the sheer hopelessness of Chase's actions become apparent, seeping through Gleeson, Holland and Murphy's characterizations to a marked extent, each actor exuding convincing anguish and woe. Howard's pacing also enforces the crew's nihilistic descent, giving the film's second half a disquieting, slow-burn ambiance, similar to the director's "Apollo 13". 

Though the tale's cannibalistic component assures a morbid allure, it might also be dismissed as disappointing after the big attack, which is a destructive wonder to behold. The sequence, albeit brief, crackles with a relentless roll found only in the best giant-monster films: calculated to make one's heart pound and leave one depleted in its aftermath.


In fact, so powerful is the whale's presence that (for poetic license) it could have been more frequently reinstated, mounting the air of danger. As it stands, "Heart of the Sea" often leaves the crew's desperation to stand in lieu of the majestic monster.

The crew's dilemma, however, allows one to consider the grave obstacles sailors faced in days gone by. Though there's no doubt the story is embellished, just as "Moby Dick" is, one has no choice but to acknowledge that the basic story did, in fact, occur: something that should give one reason to pause and ruminate.  

Monsters and the horrors they spawn aren't solely relegated to the printed page or movie screen. Their roots often reside in reality, and reality can often be a most unnerving place, as the Essex crew--and now we, the audience--can assuredly attest. 

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

FEMFORCE #173 BLAZES ONTO THE SCENE!!!

FROM AC COMICS...FEMFORCE #173 IS HERE!!!

I'm still riding on a stimulating high from the previous Femforce issue, but man alive, I had no objections to receiving another titillating jolt!


Issue #173 incorporates (surprise, surprise) another eye-catching bevy: Black Phantom; Black Venus; Blue Bulleteer; Ms. Victory; Nightveil; Racer G; She-Cat; Stardust; Synn; and Tara!!!

The high-kicking stories and splendid artwork are brought to us by the immensely talented Mark and Stephanie Heike; Jeff Austin; Jacob Bear; Simon Davies; E.T. Dollman; Brian Dunphy; Andrew Hawnt; David Pugh; Francesco Savi; Scott Shriver; Colin Stanford and my Facebook pals...the always surprising Rock Baker and Mark Holmes!!!

This issue supplies a number of thematically varied, action-packed tales, with a wild, espionage-laced wedding in the forefront; enticing homages to "Death Race" and "Old, Dark House"; Bondian villains; winged demons; science and sorcery. Indeed, there's a little something for everyone, along with that faithful flow of gorgeous eye candy!!!

If you've a hankerin' for a compilation that's smart, sprawling and sexy, Femforce #173 is your ticket to ride!!! (Order today at www.accomics.com.)

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

I saw 60 Years of the Gill-man...


Documentaries (as with any film category) vary in quality when it comes to various subjects, whether it be historical overviews, biographies or propaganda. I'm pleased to report that the latest on the Creature from the Black Lagoon (from Shadow Play Enterprises) is one of the best to emerge, paying comprehensive homage to the Gill-man and his creators. 

However, much of its historical content has been covered before in articles, books and Universal disc supplements. What distinguishes director Matt Crick's "Creature Feature: 60 Years of the Gill-man" is the fan appreciation. "Creature Feature" is to "Creature from the Black Lagoon" what "Trekkies" is to "Star Trek": a celebration of a phenomenon that refuses to die and only gets bigger with the passing of time. 


As scripted by Sam Borowski and narrated by Keith ("The Thing"/"They Live") David, the celebration initially recounts how Jack Arnold became assigned to direct due to his success on "It Came From Outer Space"; how Arthur Ross made the Gill-man sympathetic and less bestial; how such prestigious stars as Richard Carlson, Richard Denning, Julie Adams, Whit Bissell and Antonio Moreno became part of the tapestry. It also grants proper credit to Millicent Patrick for designing the Creature and Chris Mueller for sculpting the costume; and we shouldn't forget those courageous men who articulated our star: Ben Chapman and Ricou Browning in the original; Tom Hennesy in "Revenge of the Creature"; and Don ("Tales of Frankenstein") Megowan in "Creature Walks Among Us."


To the filmmakers' credit, the late Chapman covers a large sum of the documentary, culminating in a convention re-teaming with Browning. The cheerful Julie Adams is also present throughout the proceedings. Each appears sincerely appreciative of being part of the franchise and the admiration awarded them.

The featured fans are quite diverse. Some are celebrities, like Benicio ("The Wolfman") Del Toro and character actor, Daniel Roebuck. Some are Gill-man historians, like David Schow and Bob Burns. Others are exclusive Creature collectors, like Johnny "Arizona Gill-man" Gilbert and Scott "Gill-Boy" Erhard.


The stories shared add to the sentiment, from Gilbert reminiscing on his yearning for a bendable Gill-man from the Easter Bunny to Chapman's encounter with Marilyn Monroe and the sly way his movie persona was revealed to her through Peter Lawford. 

The documentary also highlights the Gill-man conventions. One scene, featuring Ed Bowkley (the Creature from the Black Lagoon Yahoo Group President) and his tribute tattoos, is worth the price of admission alone, as is acclaimed makeup artist, John Goodwill, transforming an audience member into a Gill-woman. As a special treat, the Wakulla Springs, Florida convention, which caps the film's later half, offers a boat tour where the first two chapters were filmed, its lush scenery seemingly unchanged since the mid-fifties. 


On the whole, "Creature Feature" is a tender-loving essay on how we attach the best moments of our lives with those things--or more precisely, those creatures--that impact us when we're young. Those impressions, like the Gill-man, are part of who we become, defining our sense of wonder and appreciation for the unique and wonderful. "Creature Feature" captures that fondness with care and grace: a sentimental journey designed to supplement one's most cherished, monster memories. 

Saturday, December 5, 2015

RIP, ROBERT LOGGIA...

So long, Mr. Loggia...


You covered many bases during your long career, including adventure, horror and fantasy. You were a special breed: the type of actor most others aspire to be. 

Thursday, December 3, 2015

ARCHIE VS PREDATOR (Friends vs Ferocity)!!!


Archie has had some strange (and rough) times in modern days. He's been shot to death, teamed with the Punisher, fought flesh-feasting zombies, wrestled the paranormal in an "X-Files" animated knock-off, and now he and the gang are up against one of the deadliest foes ever to touch Earth...a teenage Predator!!!


It all starts with a Costa Rica trip won by dear Jughead. The young Predator just happens to be scoping the vacation spot for a potential challenge, though doesn't find it among the guys, but rather in the cat-fighting Betty and Veronica. Still, one must wonder, is it the girls' physical finesse or their curvaceous attributes that attracts the beast? 

The gang departs early, however, leaving the Predator to don his cloak of invisibility and follow them to Riverdale, where the "most dangerous game" then really heats up. 


Though Betty and Veronica are initially unaware of the monster's motives (and attribute the carnage left in his path to a "Jaguar Curse"), they soon focus on their foe, thus granting him the confrontation he so desires. 

The enveloping violence would make even H.G. Lewis cringe, and yes, some of our pals do bite the dust, but keep in mind, the mayhem occurs only within the confines of alternate reality...if that's any consolation. 


The set-ups play like those of an ‘80s slasher film, with the persistent Predator standing in lieu of Freddy, Jason and Michael. However, as the panels progress, the exploitation also adapts a defined science-fiction ambiance, with egghead Dilton creating a “Robot Jox” Archie suit to combat their opponent. There’s also a strange, scientific twist at the story’s end, regarding Archie and the Predator, which I won’t reveal as not to spoil the surprise, but to say the least, it’s unique.


The story comes to us through the talented teaming of Alex de Campi, Fernando Ruiz, Rich Koslowski and Jason Millet, with all installments now contained in a Dark Horse hardback edition. This edition also includes extras linked to the comic’s making, as well as some sharp, full-page, variant illustrations and offshoot teases, like “Sabrina Meets Hellboy”.

“Archie vs Predator” is a bizarre blend, which despite its goofy premise, succeeds as a fast, sexy and vicious horror tale. If you’re thirsty for something different, yet with ingredients culled from familiar sources, this will surely be your eclectic cup of tea.

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Collectible Time #46: Gary Shipman Spock-TMP Print and Illustrated Fun with Kirk and Spock

I was about due to for another Gary Shipman print and nailed a powerful 11" x 17" tribute to Leonard Nimoy as Spock, precisely as he appeared upon entering the Enterprise bridge in "Star Trek--The Motion Picture". 


Shipman carefully captures the concealed, Hamlet-like torture that Spock harbors before his eventual mind meld with V'ger. Personally, I believe this to be one of Shipman's finest homages, in its subtlety and graceful detail. It's also a fitting acknowledgment of Nimoy, who left us only a few short months ago. 

The print is presently available through Etsy.

To accompany the print, I also obtained another Shipman "Trek" tribute: a mock children's book, of all peculiar things. 

The book (published by Cedar Mill Press) is entitled "Fun with Kirk and Spock" and was penned in the "Dick and Jane" vein by the talented Robb Pearlman, who places our stalwart duo in various tongue-in-cheek scenarios.


Of course, Kirk and Spock aren't the only favorites featured. There's Chapel, Chekov, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, and Uhura. Guest stars include Apollo, Balok, Khan, Pike, Trelane, and Sarek. How nice!


Though the book revisits several of "Trek'"s classic moments, Pearlman's behind-the-scenes segments, accompanied by Shipman's excellent set-ups, are the most enjoyable, with the humor aimed toward an adult perspective. In fact, "Fun with Kirk and Spock" often plays in the style of Andy Kaufman and Pee-wee Herman. 


For any original-series fan, who seemingly has everything, this will make an ideal gift. (Copies are available now through Amazon and Etsy.) Heck, it's so darn clever, I bet it would even make a Vulcan grin.