Monday, July 31, 2023

R.I.P. PAUL REUBENS

I liked you straight from the start, recognizing the scope of your amusing abilities and mirthful methodology, those traits that made you a genius. 

Your stage show was a hoot (childlike, though filtered through an adult's view), as was the once Saturday-morning stable, Pee-wee's Playhouse, and its fringing features, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Big Top Pee-wee and Pee-wee's Big Holiday; along with Pee-wee's cameo in Back to the Beach and your edgy incarnations of the character for Cheech & Chong's Next Movie and Nice Dreams.

Your guest spots in other imagi-productions were as worthy of eulogy (whether you visited in person or through your distinct vocalization). The validation is evident in A Nightmare Before Christmas, Batman Returns, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Gotham (the series), Mystery Men, Buffy the Vampire Slayer '92, Pandemonium, Faerie Tale Theater: Pinocchio, Pickle and Peanut, Pushing Daisies, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Flight of the Navigator, What We Do in the Shadows, Tron: Uprising, Dr. Doolittle '98, Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas, Scooby-Doo! Mecha Mutt Menace and The Smurfs 1 & 2. 

And let's not forget the merry and mercurial Life During War Time, Midnight Madness, Meatballs Part II, Matilda, Murphy Brown, Buddy, Dunston Checks In, Accidental Love, The Black List, Pray TV, Mosaic, The Blues Brothers and Blow

As a further testament to your resilience, Mr. Reubens, you always held you head high, even when maligned. Hell, when compared to a particular CNN celebrity (who was let shamelessly off the hook by many of the censorious commentators who condemned you), you look like a veritable saint. 

No doubt you'll summon more than a few robust laughs in the afterlife, where you now reside, rubbing elbows with your peers, the regal beau monde of venerable, high hilarity.  

Thursday, July 27, 2023

I saw Haunted Mansion 2023

I'm a fan of the Disney/Rob Minkoff (2003) Haunted Mansion: you know, the one with Eddie Murphy and Terence Stamp, plus Jennifer Tilly and Nathaniel Parker as the otherworldly Madame Leota and Master Edward Gracey, in a setup that rolls like The Fall of the House of Usher meets The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. I'd have appreciated a direct sequel to that submission, but alas, such wasn't to be. However, a new take on Disney's theme attraction has manifested: a reboot, for the lack of a better term. 

This particular Haunted Mansion, directed by Justin Simien and penned by Katie Dippold, is a cross between The Legend of Hell House and Ghostbusters: Afterlife, with lots of 13 Ghosts (either version) slapped on top. It features Rosario Dawson's Gabbie and Chase Dillon's Travis, her son, who move into a big, old "home" in New Orleans that's (surprise!) plagued by ghosts who refuse to leave. They also wish to keep those who dare enter for their very own. 

Gabbie recruits "experts" to purge the problem: LaKeith Stanfield's Ben Matthias (a heartbroken astrophysicist who's invented a spirit-capturing camera); Danny DeVito's Professor Bruce Davis (who knows the mansion's haunted history); Owen Wilson's Father Trent (allegedly skilled in the fine art of exorcism); and Tiffany Haddish's psychic Harriet (a harbinger of vast abilities, despite her family's ridicule). They're anxious people with their hearts in the right place, but due to the taunting, spectral ensemble (each member pulled from Disney's park-lore and refashioned via smoky CGI) in over their heads.

Jamie Lee Curtis is the lead, guest-starring, virtuous ghost, the neo Madame Leota, and she gets lots of mileage from the supporting role, as she advises from a crystal ball. J.R. Adduci is the neo Gracey (as heartbroken as our poor Ben), with Jared Leto as "The Hatbox Ghost," Alistair Crump, who's pretty damn creepy and the inside instigator of the plot's plight. (Winona Ryder offsets the mysterious interaction, as a guide for Crump's alternate mansion, giving the sojourn a little Beetlejuice kick; and Schitt's Creek's Dan Levy does a swell job channeling Charles Nelson Reilly for some welcome, Ghost and Mrs. Muir levity.) 

The movie drives home the necessity of coexistence, no matter our differences or emanations, and perhaps along the way, the courage to accept our flaws and overcome our doubts to make it through life ... and death. Each of the investigators, despite their admirable distinctions, craves redemption from past trials and with such, validation. In a way, Gabby and Travis are in the same disconcerting boat, hoping to gain their cozy niche when others have already claimed it. (For current Disney, this chink-in-the-armor approach is refreshing, considering its recent penchant for monotonous Mary Sues.)

I can only say what others have said about Haunted Mansion 2023. It's an even-tempered, throwback, family flick and should excel as such, but do families go to theaters these days? It seems a rare occurrence, and so, how might that impact the studio's second stab at an old standard? Despite the odds against its box-office success (and the lingering stain of Disney's patronizing missteps), I hope this particular effort prospers, not because it's any sort of stupendous game changer, but rather that it's the humble antithesis. 

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

I saw Superpowered: The DC Story

Superpowered: The DC Story, directed by Leslie Iwerks and Mark A. Catelena (and scripted by a presumed group of anonymous writers), is a three-part documentary on (HBO) Max. Sadly, it essays the comic-book company's legacy through abject denunciation and unnecessary apology.  

There are, in fact, many such derisive examples strewn throughout this three-hour overview, aimed in particular at Batman '66 (an irreverent, silly setback); Superman: The Movie (a hit, but also an inflated, big-business expense made by those who knew no better); The Flash (a speedster with a repudiated multiverse); and Aquaman (a pointless, extra-baggage outsider), all according to Rosario Dawson's glib narration. 

The prime injustice falls on Wonder Woman, whose reimagined history rides on misinformation, much in the way of Angelica Robinson's Professor Marston and the Wonder Women: meaning we get a mostly fabricated genesis, marked by a blinders-on view of her fight against National Socialists, aka Nazis (Hmmm ... ) 

There's also a skewed portion on Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, which features Miller in several, intriguing clips, but the parenthesizing assessment of his Batman reinvention opposes his intent. But hey, rewriting history is the hip deal these days, as long as a socio-political agenda is dealt.

And that's the problem with Superpowered (and it's one that plagues most modern documentaries): a need to enforce a browbeating slant, as opposed to sincere, unbiased reporting. For Superpowered's sake, the angle seems self-defeating. 

Now, don't get me wrong. Superpowered does have some good parts, some inspiring moments, as when it grazes upon Watchmen (the graphic novel), The Death of Superman, Kingdom Come, The BatmanBatman '89 and The Dark Knight Trilogy. In each instance, the material is handled with no-spin sincerity.

Superpowered also grants a staggering wealth of celebrity-commentary snippets, which spotlight such significant figures as Jerome (Jerry) Seigel, Joe Shuster, Marv Wolfman, Carmine Infantino, Barbara Friedlander, John Ridley, Mark Waid, Alex Ross, Neal Adams, Neil Gaiman, Joelle Jones, Bruce Timm, Jim Lee, Dan DiDio, James Gunn, Henry Cavill, Christopher Reeve, Richard Donner, Bob Kane, Michael Keaton, Tim Burton, Christopher Nolan, Matt Reeves, Robert Pattinson, Kaley Cuoco, Margot Robbie, Lynda Carter, Gal Gadot, Patty Jenkins, Jason Mamoa, Zachary Levi, Dwayne Johnson, et al. Yeah, quite a breathless queue, but it would have been more edifying if these individuals had been given more screen time. (Most appear in blink-or-you'll-miss-'em spurts.) Additionally, the fodder is rocked by unnecessary, narrative bridges, which counter what could have been a seamless, satisfying culmination with a one-track objective. 

Like the excellent Moonage Daydream (the recent David Bowie bio-doc) Superpowered leaps among varied periods to tell DC's lineage, but as such, forges a juxtaposing clash of views, as opposed to cohesion. It comes out dirty on the whole, instilling an implication that DC's future hinges on a let's-please-everyone prerequisite to survive. That makes the documentary "woke" (much like when DC stripped Kal-El of U.S. citizenship), and enough so that even its Seduction of the Innocent condemnation flips on its head, besmirching most of DC's artistic endeavors as insensitive, ill-advised and/or out of touch.

I've always supported DC, even in light of its recent foibles, and I suppose Superpowered should be another such case in point. I enjoy the DC/WB movies and most of the CW-affiliated television shows, and let's face it, there'd be no Marvel or Image Comics without DC. That counts for something. But I refuse to support that which derides DC's traditional cause. Superpowered should have been a celebration of the highest order, with flagrant admiration for age-old creators, their characters and followers; but instead, it feels like a verbose funeral where the eulogy acknowledges its subject as not only deceased, but having lived a life that was anything but the best.  

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS '56: A CLASSIC MONSTERS OF THE MOVIES TRIBUTE

Classic Monsters of the Movies hits the macabre nerve again with a savory salute to Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956. 

  

Based on Jack Finney's allegorical novel, director Don (Dirty Harry) Siegel's film adaptation, scripted by Daniel Mainwaring, remains closest to the paranoid source among its various versions. Writers Nige Burton and Jamie Jones cover all the uncanny-valley ins and outs in this regard, their detailed text parenthesized by crisp photos and fetching, publicity graphics. 

The noirish Body Snatchers was, like Finney's novel, a source that held different meanings for different people. For some it was a McCarthyism denouncement and for others, a warning against coldhearted communism. Either way, its content proved a provocative reverie to anyone who watched, as the folks of Santa Mira, California succumb to symbiotic aliens who replace them with emotional-less clones (pod people, that is).  

In conjunction with the aforementioned Finney, Siegel and Mainwaring, the authors spotlight those talented others who helped bring this brooding masterpiece to life, including Kevin McCarthy, Dana Wynter, Carolyn Jones, King Donovan, Jean Willes, Whit Bissell, Richard Deacon, Dabbs Greer, Larry Gates, Virginia Christine, Bobby Clark, Tom Fadden, Ralph Dumke, Sam Peckinpah, Don Post, Walter Wagner, Ellsworth Fredericks, Carmen Dragon and more.  

This "ultimate edition" also features Burton and Jones' fertile "Quotable Quotes" and trivia blurbs, which cover all the fun, informative bases of this horror/science-fiction classic. 

Classic Monsters of the Movies' Invasion of the Body Snatchers is hot off the press, but this deluxe edition won't be around for long, so order today while your emotions are still intact: 

https://www.classic-monsters.com/shop/product/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-1956-ultimate-guide-magazine/