Tuesday, September 22, 2026

THE LEGEND OF LIZZIE BORDEN (1975)

With Netflix's Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story catching mass attention, I thought I'd share a link to the 1975, television movie starring Elizabeth Montgomery in the titular role. 

Though The Legend of Lizzie Borden, directed by Paul Wendkos and written by William Bast, relied on fictional bridges, it's closer to the actual circumstances than featured in the over-the-top, Monster presentation. Bast's script does, in fact, adhere to court transcripts to tell the tale.

When this one was to air when I was a lad, it was promoted as unsuitable for children. (I watched all the same, and my parents had no objections.) Compared to the ultra-gruesome, Netflix series, it's may appear tame, but in its underlying thrust, it still possesses a vicious, true-crime strand. If you're inclined to watch, but are the squeamish sort, do pay heed!🪓

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I SAW MONSTER: THE LIZZIE BORDEN STORY

Showrunners Ryan Murphy and Ian Brennan's latest Monster is The Lizzie Borden Story, an eight-episode, Netflix exploration that mixes fact and fiction with popular speculation.  

As with the prior, Monster installments, which includes 2025's The Ed Gein Story, the melodrama takes ample liberties. Though wrought with inaccuracies, this approach makes for a lurid vision that horror fans will relish, even if it causes purists to frown. 

Ella Beatty (daughter of Warren Beatty and Annette Bening) plays Lizzie: a beleaguered woman who, despite young Beatty's beaming beauty, is portrayed as awkward in semblance and backward in mind. Perhaps, "backward" is too strong a term, for Beatty's Lizzie is more misunderstood and bullied than anything else and yes, pushed to the point of murdering her overbearing parents. 

Andrew and Abbey Borden, the latter Andrew's second wife and Lizzie's stepmother, are enacted by Charlie (Ed Gein) Hunnam and Rebecca (Onslaught) Hall, and their depictions are vicious and vile. (Could Lizzie's parents have been anywhere near as cruel in real life?) The couple presses the series' maddening tension in this respect, and watching the two peck at poor Lizzie does make one's heart ache for her, but it also makes one wonder why the poor lass continues to endure the abuse. 

The Borden clan is joined by Billy Lourd's disgruntled Emma (Lizzie's older sister), Joey Pollari's shifty John Morse (Andrew's brother-in-law from his first marriage) and Vickey Krieps' venturesome maid, Bridget Sullivan, who's called Maggie by the household. Though Emma makes a wise exit from the dysfunctional estate, and John fenagles about for personal gain, Maggie forms an intimate bond with Lizzie, and the two plot Andrew and Abbey's demise, first with a hardy dose of poison, which leads to a gross-out regurgitation reminiscent of Stand By Me and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. When this fails to kill the couple, the gals opt for a spontaneous, ax attack. 

Along the way, Lizzie befriends Jessica Barden's Nance O'Neill, an actress she'd come to know much later in life, contrary to what's shown in the series. And, as is a tradition with the Monster series, there are juxtaposing, flash-backward/flash-forward, historical overlaps: one catering to Elizabeth Bathory, aka Countess Dracula, portrayed by Krieps, and one catering to Sarah Paulsen's contemptuous Aileen Wuornos.

Though the Bathory segments are the series' most ambitious and grotesque, the Wuornos track comes to dominate the tapestry. There's even a stretch where Wuornos and her girlfriend, played by Jessie Lee, stay the night at the Borden home, leading to a mystical crossroads where the killers have a comparative chat.

Though such segments are used to connect different timeframes for the sake of exposing certain cultural concerns (i.e. the suppression of women in a patriarchal society), they prove gripping enough to eclipse Lizzie's tale and could have worked in their own right as Monster miniseries, as opposed to inflated fillers. Even so, these  portions are unnerving and therefore engrossing, thus increasing the presentation's psychotic quotient. 

Even so, Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story is designed as a feminist anthem. There's nothing wrong with that per se, except that it's used as an excuse for murder, and in Lizzie's case (much like that of the Menendez Brothers), she could have fled the scene at any time and/or gained assistance to harness her aggressors. The same can be said of Wuornos, who needn't have sought and slayed men, anymore than Countess Bathory had the right to slaughter virgins to bathe in their blood. There's no justification for such heinous behavior, and because this edition of Monster implies there is, it betrays its title, or at least pounds it with preposterous irony. Indeed, for those averse to the blame game, you've been warned.🪓

Monday, September 21, 2026

HAPPY JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY 2026 (9/26)

 

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON: A CLASSIC MONSTERS OF THE MOVIES TRIBUTE

 

One of Classic Monsters of the Movies' most popular editions is Nige Burton & Jamie Jones' salute to John (Innocent Blood/The Blues Brothers/Schlock) Landis's An American Werewolf in London: a production that many lycanthrope connoisseurs rank right up there with The Wolf Man (1941), Werewolf of London and The Curse of the Werewolf. Those who missed this Classic Monsters issue now have the chance to gain its limited-edition reprint. 

An American Werewolf in London ascended at the box-office in August 1981 (and has since attained classic status), in part thanks to Rock (King Kong '76) Baker's Oscar-winning practical-transformation effects (e.g. his full-body switchover from man to wolf), but every quirky, sideline element of this humorous, Universal-monster homage was designed to strike a nerve, whether through its ravenous, nocturnal beasts or its cursed, spectral victims. 

Burton & Jones not only acknowledge Baker's work and Landis' deft direction and writing, they focus on the movie's respected cast, which includes David "Dr. Pepper" Naughton, Griffin (After Hours) Dunne, Jenny (Logan's Run/The Survivor/The Eagle Has Landed) Agutter, Frank Oz, John Woodvine, David Schofield, Don McKillop, Michael (Return of the Jedi) Carter and Sydney (Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell/Dance of the Vampires/The NeverEnding Story) Bromley. In this respect, the authors supply background info on each, as well as producer George Folsey Jr., cinematographer Robert Paynter and composer Elmer (The Magnificent Seven/Heavy Metal) Bernstein.  

And this well-rounded chronicle doesn't end there. The 36-pg volume includes stills, facts, quotes and trivia, printed on sterling, high-stock paper.

An American Werewolf in London means a lot to so many. I know it's one of my favorites, and if you're a diehard horror fan, it's probably one of yours. Why not take advantage of this limited-run reprint while it lasts? A scrutiny of a movie this iconic deserves permanent reverence in your library.

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FOR THE FUN OF IT:

 

DANCE OF THE VAMPIRES/FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS: A CLASSIC MONSTERS OF THE MOVIES TRIBUTE

Writers/historians Nige Burton & Jamie Jones grant Classic Monsters of the Movies a 36-pg, tribute to Roman Polanski's wintery, MGM, horror-comedy classic, Dance of the Vampires, better known in the U.S. as The Fearless Vampire Killers, or Pardon Me, but Your Teeth Are in My Neck

The plot concerns a kidnapped, innkeeper's daughter and how her retrieval reveals a vampire-attended, ballroom event. In a way, Dance/Fearless is a precursor to Hammer's Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter, though with one of its heroic duo a Van Helsing/Clouseau composite and the other a meek yet lascivious lad. And in fine, Hammer emulation, Dance/Fearless promotes several beautiful ladies, including Sharon Tate, who was soon to be Polanski's striking spouse.  

Burton & Jones cover the couple at length, with director Polanski holding a significant, acting role in the film (as the slayer-in-training, Alfred, that is). However, the authors reference the movie's accompanying contributors, as well: Polanski's cowriter Gerard (Wonderwall) Brach; producer Gene (Repulsion/Cul-de-Sac) Gutowski; cinematographer Douglas (Circus of Horrors/Indiana Jones/Fathom/Rollerball) Slocombe; composer Christopher/Krztsztof (Rosemary's Baby/Knife in the Water/Cul-de-Sac) Komeda; and the additional, headlining and supporting performers: Jack (The Exorcist/Doctor Zhivago) MacGowran, as bat expert Professor Abronsius; Fiona (Dracula 1974/The Fury/Dr. Phibes Rises Again) Lewis; Alfie Bass, Jessie Robins, boxing champ, Terry "Paddington Express" Downes; Sydney (Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell/An American Werewolf in London) Bromley; Ferdy (Where Eagles Dare/Barry Lyndon) Mayne as the thirsty Count von Krolock; and Iain (Cul-de-Sac/Wonderwall/One Plus One) Quarrier as his equally thirsty, Lestat-ish son, Herbert. 

The edition is adorned by rare stills, marvelous, marketing materials, trivia and quotes, which enrich the authors' historical analysis and heighten one's reading pleasure. 

Take a bite out of this "ultimate guide," or perhaps let it take a bite out of you. Either way, you'll find it well worth the vampiric pursuit.🧛(Now, if only Burton & Jones would tackle Polanski's Rosemary's Baby; please, oh, please make it so, my scholarly compatriots!)

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