Welcome to the Bizarrechats of Michael F. Housel, Author of the Abstract, Amazing and Arcane:
MICHAEL F. HOUSEL has authored several novels for Airship 27 Productions, including THE HYDE SEED, MARK JUSTICE'S THE DEAD SHERIFF: PURITY & THE PERSONA TRILOGY, with his short stories appearing in THE PURPLE SCAR, THE PHANTOM DETECTIVE & RAVENWOOD, STEPSON OF MYSTERY. He is also a faithful contributor to Eighth Tower Publications' DARK FICTION series, various popular-culture periodicals and a frequent associate producer for MR. LOBO'S CINEMA INSOMNIA.
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
I SAW DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN, SEASON 2
I saw Daredevil: Born Again's second season. I'm rather bummed.
Sure, it's always swell to see Charlie Cox's Matt Murdock, the Man Without Fear, in top, slugfest form, but I sure didn't like this season's subversive, police-state narrative, where law officers (of any sort) were depicted as impulsive thugs. What about the criminals who assault citizens? They do exist, and depending on where one resides, they often get away with their crimes, despite ardent, enforcement efforts, all because of clueless and self-serving politicians. Guys like Murdock are meant to fix that sort of thing, not turn a blind (ahem) eye.
Hey, here's thought. Born Again could have tackled (and could yet tackle) a presiding, social concern: child trafficking. The topic isn't out of range for superheroes. For one, there's a powerful, 1995 novel entitled Batman: The Ultimate Evil by Andrew Vachss, which details the revolting situation head-on. It left an indelible, lasting impression on me, and the book is more pertinent now than ever, considering that within the past few years, such atrocities have leapt to an all-time high. Born Again could have woven (could yet weave) some villain into that immoral tapestry, but this season chose to probe the contemporary cliche of bad is good, and good is bad. How rude! How typical! How drab!
Here's another Season 2 setback: I (and others) desired an ongoing, Sopranos allusion for Michael Gandolfini's Deputy Aide Daniel Blake. The prospect fizzled, even though "The Grand Design" was an exemplary episode for the character. Blake's handling of Genneya Walton's BB Urich in "Requiem" was fortifying, too, pressed ever further by Arty Foushan's Buck Cashman, who judged from the shadowy perimeter. Still, just as Blake's high-bar ascension seemed clinched, it died. "The Hateful Darkness" proved the fateful, final nail in the poor lad's coffin.
For a little compensation, Matthew Lillard's CIA operative "Mr. Charles" and Wilson Bethel's diner-scourging Benjamin Poindexter/Bullseye did what they could to exploit the city's quirky recesses, creating the required intrigue that holds one's interest, but even their defining moments came and went, thanks to all the meandering, ministerial muddlement.
The same went for Krysten Ritter's Jessica Jones and Deborah Ann Woll's Karen Page, both looking quite fetching, I might add, but there was never enough of them. Why were they teased if their deeds were to be (with Jones) minimal or (with Page) sporadic and downtrodden? (In a similar way, Elden Henson's Foggy Nelson was reinstalled to fight the good, flashback fight, but his ghost was banished far too fast.)
I did like the Jack Duquesne/Swordsman portions, despite the heavy-handed, Law & Order bracketing. (At least I didn't have to contend with Chris Melonie mucking things up with his unconvincing, "I'm for justice" stance.) Tony Dalton did a great job as the vilified, Hawkeye-sprung vigilante, giving a performance that was sad but never sappy.
And what of Vincent D'Onofrio's Kingpin, you ask? Well, the fearsome Wilson Grant Fisk was once again ultra-imposing, even if drowned by a mountain of socio-political blather and an unfortunate, cringe-worthy tearful moment when he lost his beloved "Queenpin," Ayelet Zurer's Venessa. On the upside, his boxing match was the season's highlight, at least next to the finale's onslaught of Daredevil wannabes, and his bearhug snap of a compassionate doctor felt so right, even if it was so wrong. (Also, I dug the Kingpin mask featured in that string of Headroomy segues. I wouldn't mind having one to accompany my Don Post, super-deluxe Tor Johnson mask, but what are the odds one would be produced? Still, in the vast world of Marvel/Disney merchandizing, I suppose anything's possible when it comes to making a buck.)
Well, that more or less sums it up. Hell's Kitchen (and NYC in general) might still be fiery, but in the epic heart of ambivalence, so what? I had such friggin high hopes for this season, too. Now that my vim has been scrapped, I'm queasy about Disney+'s upcoming, Punisher special, "One Last Kill," and don't even get me started on Spidey: Brand New Day. I hope and pray that their focus doesn't become unfocused, but due to this Daredevil slip, I can only hope for the best (as in a possible, Frank Miller-minded stretch) and prepare for the worse (as in further excuses as to why bad guys are just poor, misunderstood victims of the system).
Monday, May 4, 2026
COLLECTIBLE TIME: LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY TEEPUBLIC T-SHIRT
I don't care what the out-of-the-loop snobs say. To me, Lee Cronin's The Mummy is a macabre masterpiece, one that does a seamless yet startling job mixing bandaged, Egyptian mythology with all-out, Exorcist-meets-Evil Dead possession. (It's also a box-office success and may manifest a sequel. Hot holy damn!)
I found an ideal t-shirt to commemorate the movie, with a design that's stylish yet creepy. I chose dark brown for the bordering scheme, since I believe it meshes well with the artwork's haunting hues.
Sunday, May 3, 2026
SALLY THE ZOMBIE CHEERLEADER'S SCHOOL OF HORROR (WITH MELEVILL): THE LAST WOMAN ON EARTH
For Halfoween and Walpurgishnacht, Sally the Zombie Cheerleader's School of Horror presents an ultra-low-budget, Roger Corman biggie from 1960, shot entirely in Puerto Rico, The Last Woman on Earth. The main feature (culled from a pleasing black-and-white, television print) is hosted not only by Sally, but Puerto Rico's sexy, redheaded devil, Melevill, aka Melanie Ramos of Neo-Pulps Publishing.
Last Woman was written by Robert Towne, a Hollywood legend who directed and acted in a smorgasbord of movies and television shows over several decades, but above all, is revered for having scripted a ton of top-line entertainment, including Corman's adaptation of Poe's The Tomb of Ligeia, Roman Polanski's Chinatown, Jack Nicholson's The Two Jakes, Brian De Palma's Mission: Impossible redux, John Woo's Mission: Impossible 2, as well as contributing to the original versions of The Outer Limits ("The Chameleon") and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ("The Dove Affair").
For the story's post-apocalyptic scenario, Towne (under the moniker, Edward Wain) plays Martin Joyce, a lawyer who competes with Antony Carbone's businessman, Harold Gern, for the affection of the latter's wife, Betsy Jones-Moreland's Evelyn. (For the record, some consider Last Woman an unofficial companion piece to Ranald MacDougall's The World, the Flesh and the Devil.)
Sally and Melevill make a great, comely tag team, each taking turns sharing humorous and edifying segues on this Corman epic. The combination is, to say the least, flavorful, as well as easy on the eyes.
Catch this great, Patreon, cohosted show and come away with a whole new appreciation of one of the best, little ol' end-of-the-world extravaganzas ever conceived.

