Welcome to the Bizarrechats of Michael F. Housel, Author of the Abstract, Amazing and Arcane:
MICHAEL F. HOUSEL has authored several novels for Airship 27 Productions, including THE HYDE SEED, MARK JUSTICE'S THE DEAD SHERIFF: PURITY & THE PERSONA TRILOGY, with his short stories appearing in THE PURPLE SCAR, THE PHANTOM DETECTIVE & RAVENWOOD, STEPSON OF MYSTERY. He is also a faithful contributor to Eighth Tower Publications' DARK FICTION series, various popular-culture periodicals and a frequent associate producer for MR. LOBO'S CINEMA INSOMNIA.
Friday, September 25, 2026
I SAW THE LIZZIE BORDEN CHRONICLES
Lifetime's The Lizzie Borden Chronicles is a 2015 miniseries sequel to the channel's 2014 ratings winner, Lizzie Borden Took an Ax. It's fictional through and through, and since it doesn't pretend to be anything but, its proves engaging in a diabolical, off-the-cuff way.
Christina Ricci's Lizzie murders by gleeful choice, not because she's some silly victim of circumstance. All the same, there are moments when she does skim Dexter Morgan's conscientious turf (with sporadic allusions to Psycho II, III and Bates Motel throughout). On the backdrop side, her journey carries the ornate aura of Houdini & Doyle (another excellent bit of miniseries fiction pinched from reality's annals).
For the eight-episode run, Lizzie and her sister, Emma, portrayed by Clea (Carnivale/Ghosts of Mars) DuVall, who also reprises her role, are placed dead center of the progressing intrigue, at one point using a shared alias to conceal their tainted legacy.
There's no hiding the truth, though, as a wee skeleton stashed in the Borden basement reveals. It links to Emma and is found by the sisters' Willy Loomis-esque stepbrother, William, played by Andrew Howard. In the interim, John Heard's William Almy, once their dad's business partner, snoops and configures the situation. Lizzie fixes it so that the two face brutal turns.
Cole Hauser's Charlie Stringo, a tough-guy Pinkerton agent, has his own cause to snoop, which drives the story down a deeper, sordid path, granting Lizzie further opportunity to do her grisly, means-to-an-end thing.
Stringo is surrounded by many others who influence the crafty murderess: Olivia (Penny Dreadful/Dimensions) Llewellyn's Isabel Danforth; John Ralston's Ezekiel Danforth; Jeff Wincott's Marshal Hilliard; Jesse Schram's Nance O'Keefe; Dylan Taylor's Leslie Trotwood; Amy Forthyth's Aideen Trotwood; Kimberly Sue Murray's Adele, Frank Chiesurin's Spencer Cavanaugh; Michael (Scanners/Highlander II) Ironside's Warren Stark; Bradley (Disquiet/Crawlspace 2022) Stryker's Slipjack; Jonathan (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul) Banks' Mr. Howard; Kenneth (Twin Peaks/Survival of the Dead) Welsh's (anonymous) lawyer; Rhys Corio's Chester Phipps; Ronan Vibert's Dr. Vose; Adrian G. (X-Men: Origins/Apocalypse) Griffith's Frederick Lowell; and on the super-legend end, Matthew Le Nevez's Bat Masterson and Chris Bauer's Tom Horn.
Unlike Lizzie Took an Ax, DuVall occupies as much time as Ricci for this follow-up. In addition to the wee-skeleton component, she falls in love and even enters an electroshocking, asylum stint, but to reveal any more would spoil the plot. The Lizzie Borden Chronicles is meant to be experienced for its stream of intersecting surprises, and as a work of fiction, those surprises come from a variety of wry angles.
A substantial portion of the series' success is due to its groomed writers and directors, with Barbara Nance, Richard Blaney, Gregory Small, David Simpkins and Jason Grote acting as its raconteurs and as its directors, Howard Deutch, Constantine Makris, Stephen Kay and Russell (Highlander I & II/Razorback/The Shadow 1994) Mulcahy. The creative strands assure quality storytelling, enough so that it's a bloody shame The Lizzie Borden Chronicles lasted only one season.
For certain, the series keeps one on one's toes, but again, one needn't seek it for accuracy. It's a make-believe tangent and deals the gruesome goods as it sees fit, veering from its somber, 2014 springboard more often than not. (If the truth be known, it could be viewed without one having seen the movie, as long as one knows the basic, Borden legend. Who doesn't?)
The Lizzie Borden Chronicles is queued on Tubi and Amazon Prime for mystery and horror fans to engage and enjoy.🪓
Wednesday, September 23, 2026
I SAW LIZZIE BORDEN TOOK AN AX
To continue my Lizzie Borden, film spree (see September posts for Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story and The Legend of Lizzie Borden), I delved into an interesting, Lifetime gem from 2014: Lizzie Borden Took an Ax.
Directed by Nick Gomez and scripted by Stephen Kay, Lizzie Borden Took An Ax distinguishes the legend with bluesy, musical segues and at the outset leaves the murders open to interpretation. In other words, did Lizzie, portrayed by genre favorite Christina Ricci, kill her parents? For all intent, the evidence points to such, if only based on the accused's peculiar behavior.
The supporting cast complements Ricci quite well, lending ample compassion and trepidation toward its prime figure, with McHattie giving a standout performance, joined by Sara Botsford as Abbey Borden; Clea (Carnivale/Ghosts of Mars) DuVall as Emma Borden; Adria Wilson as Nance McNeill; Shawn Hillard as Marshal Hilliard; and as opposing, legal opponents, Bill (The Rocketeer) Campbell as Andrew Jennings and Gregg (Rich Man, Poor Man: Book II) Henry as Hosea M. Knowlton, both of whom give the movie's second half a satisfying, Perry Mason flavor.
The flashback-finale sequence hits a strong chord, with a conclusive view of what did happen. It's quick, jarring and indeed, serves its grisly purpose, capping off the production in a way that feels only fitting. As a result, one may not hold much empathy for Lizzie, but the outcome is more sincere than the ambivalence presented in the Netflix series, where a male-dominated society receives the main blame.
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One can catch Lizzie Borden Took an Ax on Amazon Prime.
(BTW: Lizzie Borden Took an Ax proved popular enough to spawn a Lifetime sequel/miniseries. I plan to post on it soon. Stay tuned.)
Tuesday, September 22, 2026
THE LEGEND OF LIZZIE BORDEN (1975)
With Netflix's Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story catching mass attention, I thought I'd share a link to the 1975, television movie starring Elizabeth Montgomery in the titular role.
Though The Legend of Lizzie Borden, directed by Paul Wendkos and written by William Bast, relied on fictional bridges, it's closer to the actual circumstances than featured in the over-the-top, Monster presentation. Bast's script does, in fact, adhere to court transcripts to tell the tale.
When this one was to air when I was a lad, it was promoted as unsuitable for children. (I watched all the same, and my parents had no objections.) Compared to the ultra-gruesome, Netflix series, it's may appear tame, but in its underlying thrust, it still possesses a vicious, true-crime strand. If you're inclined to watch, but are the squeamish sort, do pay heed!🪓