Saturday, May 2, 2026

I SAW THE RULE OF JENNY PEN

Having access to Shudder allows me to catch productions that have eluded my local theaters. The Rule of Jenny Pen is one such case in point. It's a movie I'm grateful to have experienced.

Directed by James Ashcroft, who co-wrote with Eli Kent (based on a short story by Owen Marshall), Jenny Pen plays like a non-supernatural Bubba Ho-Tep, with heavy margins of Magic, underscored by Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? and Misery, with the sad surrealism of The Amusement Park and the anxious hope of "Kick the Can."

It tells the plight of Judge Stefan Mortensen, played by Geoffrey Rush, who has a stroke while sentencing a pedophile. He's shipped off to a care home, where he's to recuperate (though it's implied he may become a permanent fixture). Along the way. the wheelchaired judge detects strange behavior from one of the residents, a presumed dementia patient, Dave Crealy, played by John Lithgow, who clings to a baby-doll puppet called Jenny Pen (named after a once popular singer). 

During the afterhours, Mortensen witnesses Crealy using the puppet to taunt his roommate, George Henare's Tony Garfield, a former rugby player, who (thanks to Crealy's sinister prodding) "rules" the poor man with mortifying demands. Crealy, aware that the judge has witnessed the assault, turns on him. This leads to a series of back-and-forth scenarios of reveal-and-conceal, with Mortensen's accusations either ignored or scorned by staff, all due to the Crealy's infantile guise, even as he continues to toy with the facility's other inhabitants. 

Though the story is both clever and engaging, Jenny Pen's performances raise it to a mesmerizing level. Rush's Mortensen may be quarrelsome, but he's also caring and determined enough to earn empathy. Lithgow, meanwhile, has a tour de force as Crealy, swinging from despondent innocent to full-scale sadist, referencing some of his prior villains (in particular of Dexter, Raising Cain, Buckaroo Banzai, Ricochet, Blow Out and Cliffhanger) for a spellbinding blend. Hanare balances the two, as a man who wishes to evade trouble, but only becomes further shackled from his fear, his performance quite tender in those moments when Mortensen implores him to take a stand.   

In the end, Jenny Pen unveils the underbelly of people's facades and the ghastly tactic of gaslighting (making good folks feel bad about themselves). It depicts the utter despair of trying to make others see what's obvious and despite the blaring evidence, having such dismissed. In Jenny Pen's case, Mortensen and Garfield (much like Elvis and JFK in Bubba Ho-Tep) must take matters into their own hands. It takes courage and principle for them to strike back, and their need to do so becomes so riveting that one can't help but cheer them on. 

There's much to identify with in this psychological, terror tale. If one holds a penchant for this type of behavioral study, Jenny Pen is one to seek, and be assured, once found, its message will haunt one forever.  

CLAYFACE: A TWILIGHT ZONE VARIANT?

There's been much said about the Tom Rhys Harries-helmed, James (Speak No Evil) Watkins-directed Clayface trailer this past week, with conjecture landing on just how it might coexist within Batman's legacy without Batman featured. 

There's little doubt that the movie will lean on body-horror tropes, though I imagine Clayface, aka Matt Hagen, will come to adapt a more subdued methodology for his physiological stunts, if only for the sake of inconspicuous survival, which brings to mind a fascinating, first-season, Twilight Zone episode. 

Scripted by Rod Serling, from on a tale penned by George Clayton Johnson, and directed by John Brahm, "The Four of Us Are Dying" introduces a man with the uncanny ability to change his features by mere thought. For quite a spell, this Twilight Zone concept struck me as a viable blueprint to incorporate Clayface into a serious ("grounded") track of Caped Crusader cinema. 

However, even before associating Serling/Johnson's novelty with Batman, I believed that "The Four of Us Are Dying" could work on its own accord, as a movie, novel or series. For the latter, it might hold a Fugitive/Run for Your Life/Then Came Bronson structure, with its morphing lead traveling from town to town, city to city, maybe even nation to nation for some cause or another. Perhaps our bold shapeshifter would do so for no other reason than to broaden his horizons. 

I can only guess what Clayface might entrail. I'd like the "Four of Us Are Dying" approach, though, and the trailer does insinuate such. I just find it peculiar that others haven't detected the obvious. 

Friday, May 1, 2026

TERRIFIC TEAM-UP IMAGE: FOOD OF THE GODS/JOSEY WALES/LOGAN'S RUN

 

SALLY THE ZOMBIE CHEERLEADERS' GUIDE TO HORROR: THE NIGHT EVEYLN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE

Sally the Zombie Cheerleader sure knows her cinematic giallo, and she details a death-laden stand-out for her Guide to Horror: 1971's The Night Eveyln Came Out of the Grave

Eveyln was directed by Emilio P. (The Red Queen Kills Seven Times) Miraglia and stars spaghetti-western veteran Anthony Steffen, along with Paola Natale, Marina Malfatti, Erika Blanc, Enzo Tarascio, Joan C. Davis ... and Umberto Raho. It includes the vengeful spirit of an unfaithful wife, the lusty lure of redheads and a sadistic aristocrat's consequential descent into eerie paranoia, all capped by a clever, curveball twist. 

There's much to learn about this lurid favorite, and Sally wastes no time layering on the facts and trivia, including the lowdown on the movie's many re-edited versions.

Be sure to attend this enlightening, giallo-gleaned class. You'll come away with an academic appreciation of why Evelyn Came Out of the Grave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8LVeRtgr_g

PINUP TIME: RAQUEL WELCH IS CORA

WE BELONG DEAD #48: KIER, PRICE, LEE, HOOPER, WEISSMULLER ... IRVIN

We Belong Dead #48 has at long last manifested, and it's a bloody success, with double-whammy covers featuring the late, great Udo Kier  (as featured in Andy Warhol's Blood for Dracula and a creepy collage celebrating the Master of the Macabre, Vincent Price, with a splattering of his enduring characters. (The imaginative imagery is rendered by adroit artists John Ryals and Mark Armstrong, respectively.)

In addition to the headlining features on these iconic thespians, one will be treated to a revealing interview with actor/director/writer (and Brian De Palma protege) Sam (Elvira's Haunted Hills) Irvin, conducted by director/writer/producer, Ansel (Loon Lake/The Great Nick D) Faraj; a submission on Dyanne Thorne's Ilsa of the S.S. exploits; a sentimental look at Eugene Lourie's Gorgo; a retrospective on director/writer Tobe Hooper and his terrifying, chain-sawing trails; a further look at the Chain Saw sequels; as well as revealing rundowns on horror records and horror radio

Ah, but you thirst for more, you say?! Well, there is more, much more, and the supplements are superb, with daring delights on Stephen Weeks' fearsome, Jekyll/Hyde retelling, I Monster, starring Christopher Lee; the Lee-narrated documentary, In Search of Dracula; dynamic documentaries on Hammer FilmsThe Kiss of Dracula miniseries; the hearty history of vampire hunters; the comedic charms of Beverley Hills Vamp; British terror tales and turf, including Ken Russell's GothicJohn Gordon's supernatural fiction; Emma Dark's "Dark Corner"; The Festival of Fantastic FilmsRondo Hatton's "Guide to Life"; Johnny Weissmuller's cinematic swings; Christopher Walken's Prophesy series; Eddie Romero's Blood Island saga; and an overview on shrunken-head fablesspotlighted by one of my childhood favorites, The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake

There's so much to relish in We Belong Dead #48. Do yourself a favor and capture a copy.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GV83B8GX?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title

HAPPY 5/4: RECALL THE ROOTS, NOT THE REVISION (TONY "BUCK" ROGERS)