Welcome to the Bizarrechats of Michael F. Housel, Author of the Abstract, Amazing and Arcane:
MICHAEL F. HOUSEL has authored several novels for Airship 27 Productions, including THE HYDE SEED, MARK JUSTICE'S THE DEAD SHERIFF: PURITY & THE PERSONA TRILOGY, with his short stories appearing in THE PURPLE SCAR, THE PHANTOM DETECTIVE & RAVENWOOD, STEPSON OF MYSTERY. He is also a faithful contributor to Eighth Tower Publications' DARK FICTION series, various popular-culture periodicals and a frequent associate producer for MR. LOBO'S CINEMA INSOMNIA.
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
PENNY DREADFUL (JOHN LOGAN'S MONSTERVERSE) REVISITED
MR. LOBO'S CINEMA INSOMNIA: SUPERWHEELS, BLU-RAY SPECIAL EDITION
Mr. Lobo's Cinema Insomnia presents Superwheels (Full Throttle), aka The Maddest Car in the World and Superbug, the Craziest Car in the World, the fourth chapter in the German, film franchise inspired by Disney's Herbie the Love Bug series. This imitation counterpart features a cognitive, gadget-loaded Volkswagen beetle named Dudu, which for this outing inserts a nun-spun backdrop that predates John Landis' madcap The Blues Brothers by five years.
The movie was written and directed by Rudolf Zehetgerber, who stars as Jimmy Bondi (a role he also holds in the series' other submissions), with Dudu going the extra mile to save the day to win a Cannonball Run-esque rally in the Swiss Alps.
The production exudes child-like glee, which is ideal for Mr. Lobo's personable personality. In fact, the enthusiastic, Superwheels episode shares the same carefree cheer of the host's family-friendly presentations of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and his popular, Godzilla and Gamera gigs.
As an extra-gaseous treat, this Cinema Insomnia episode includes the expected, thematic trailers and interluding gags that fans have come to expect, in what works as a perfect vehicle (ahem) for all to relish. And to add further fuel to the free-wheeling fun, Sally the Zombie Cheerleader, Yella Fever (aka Eric Sabo) and his Yella Mobile, Miss Mittens and her Mittens Mobile, Dr. Sarcofiguy (aka John Dimes), Rob Floyd, Rad Abrams and Commander Micronauti are on board for the Sacramento-to-Chesapeake, wraparound trip.
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Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Monday, March 16, 2026
CASTLE OF FRANKENSTEIN #43: WHITE ZOMBIE MEETS WEREWOLF OF LONDON
Castle of Frankenstein #43 offers a new crop of dark surprises, with a frontrunner focus on Bela Lugosi in White Zombie and (for its 90th Anniversary) Henry Hull in Werewolf of London.
In addition to these titans of terror, #43 scrutinizes additional, iconic-star productions, including Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1931 (with Frederic March); The Mask of Fu Manchu (with Boris Karloff); Colossus: The Forbin Project (with Eric Braeden); The Most Dangerous Game (with Robert Armstrong and Fay Wray); The Satanic Rites of Dracula (with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing); Billy the Kid vs Dracula (with John Carradine); The Hunchback of the Morgue (with Paul Naschy); and The Last Performance (with Conrad Veidt).
Ah, but that's not all! Issue #43 also browses Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein, King Dinosaur, Anna and the Infinite Power, Attack of the Beast Creatures, Deluge, The House in Marsh Road, Dismembered, Dream Divas, The 9th Guest, Mama Dracula, The Vampire's Ghost, The Devil's Mistress, Sting of Death, There's Nothing Out There, joined by an exploration of early, time-travel tales; fruitful, horror flicks of the 1930s; a frightful "Mr. Flip Flap" yarn; a Lalo (Mission: Impossible/Mannix/The Amityville Horror) Schifrin salute; and a saucy, Valentina Von Frankenstein (and friends) comic strip.
This latest Castle is sure overflowing with imagi-gems, and the whole, thrilling kit and kaboodle can be ordered at
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I SAW FRANKENSTEIN'S BRIDE
The Asylum has wasted no time entering the latest Frankenstein renaissance with its own extension of Mary Shelley's enduring legend.
Directed by Erica Duke and written M.L. Miller and Ryan Ebert, Frankenstein's Bride begins with Nick Launchbury's Victor Frankenstein presiding over the marriage of his creatures, portrayed by Rob C. Wells and Emma D. Maria, only to be interrupted by Henry Clerval's clan, played by Lucas Andrews, Will Hodgson, Lisa Fanto and Heather Crawford, who insist that Frankenstein took his knowledge of corpse reanimation from their patriarch, played by Joshua David. They attack the Monster, kidnap Frankenstein and leave the Bride a smoldering mess. She yearns for vengeance, while the crafty Clervals prepare an army of super soldiers to wreak havoc upon the world (in an apparent nod to Bela Lugosi's Dr. Vornoff in Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster; yep, nice touch).
Aiding the principals is Vincent Donato as Clerval enabler, Clancy (named, perhaps, after Clancy Brown for his Victor portrayal in Franc Roddam's The Bride), whose double-dealing is offset by the fable's sentimental blind man, De Lacy, played by Ian Hart, and his children, played by Tayla Cecera and Connor Kennedy, who join the Bride's crusade. As a result, characters perish along the way, leaving Henry Clerval to rise high in the final act, thanks to his own shocking (pun intended) resurrection and in larger part to David's virtuoso performance, which becomes the most original interpretation of Shelley's supporting character since David McCallum gave him a crotchety spin in Frankenstein: The True Story.
Frankenstein's Bride isn't just another counterpart to James Whale's Bride of Frankenstein, but more a thematic cousin to Richard Raaphorst's Frankenstein's Army and Ryan Bellgardt's Army of Frankensteins. Like those efforts, its ambition exceeds its low budget, with Kenneth Strickfaden-geared, laboratory equipment and corpses galore, all itchin' for their big, climactic jolt. (SPOILER: When the collective resurrection does occur, it smacks more of The Walking Dead than Frankenstein, but even so, it more than delivers the ghoulish goods.)
Despite its more than a few admirable traits, Frankenstein's Bride also holds some drawbacks. One is the deletion of the Frankenstein Monster from most of the plot. The Bride also falls to the wayside on occasion, and since she's the story's vengeful catalyst, her presence should have dominated every phase, even though her 50 Foot Woman/Frankenstein Conquers the World stint (as inexplicable as that may sound and is) compensates for the short comings (again pun intended), as long as one is willing to roll with it.
Some will dismiss this Asylum effort as yet another in the company's long line of quickie knockoffs, but at least this one dares to do something different with its subject matter, while adhering to a hodgepodge of faithful, monster-movie tropes. Moreover, it's short, bittersweet and by gosh, a Frankenstein movie. If one is a sincere fan of such Gothic lore, how can one turn a blind eye? For those willing to give it a try, Frankenstein's Bride can be viewed on Apple TV and Amazon Prime.