Wednesday, May 20, 2026

I SAW THE BOYS: SEASON 5

 

It's been a long run, sometimes enthralling, more often than not unnerving, but for better or worse, The Boys has come to a close, or so that's the declaration. (As one knows, franchises never die. They just get revived. Give this one time. It'll resurface in some form or another, even beyond a Gen V sequel or the anticipated, Soldier Boy/Bombsight/Stormfront-led, Vought Rising prequel. Say, maybe Homelander will be resurrected and seek revenge. Well, it's not out of the realm of possibility.) 

Anyhow, this "final" season didn't strike me as repugnant as the others. I'm grateful for that. (I'm still distressed by that revolting, Hughie Campbell/Webweaver, cake display in "Dirty Business," and as for Homelander's "One More Pallbearer"/Fudgie the Whale escapade in "Wisdom of the Ages," well, it remains the irrevocable stuff of nightmares.) 

This season struck me as more comedic than previous ones, with its humor more unpretentious and surface-level, as when the Deep had his big, "Fredo" moment and Noir II auditioned as Barry Gibb for an off-Broadway, Bee Gees play. 

However, most of the guffaws came from the buddy-movie tropes. The banter between Homelander and Soldier Boy (father and son, no less) sealed such (and was a major highlight, in fact), even as it continued to insert traces of lewdness: in this season's case, their shared flings with Firecracker and Soldier Boy's cringy, Shari Lewis fixation. 

I did enjoy Paul Reiser's the Legend and liked him more than I realized, enough so that the reputed, Stan Lee-inspired, fast talker made "Though the Heavens Fall" my favorite chapter of the series. Wish there had been more of him in the series. Ah, well, it is what it is. 

But that's the damn thing. The Boys tended to tease a lot, rather like Daredevil: Born Again, Season 2. In other words, it dangled concepts without delivering many payoffs. The series was, in reflection, a string of wise-cracking, gory interludes, underscored by that familiar, Brightburn aim, often rounded off by Ashley Barrett's frantic, duplicitous refrains. Yeah, the dots were connected, but for what cause? 

Maybe the show was trying to say there's no real good or bad in the world, that political parties are all one and the same, nationalism is designed for compliant dummies and ambition, whether among the Supes or the saga's titular troop, is just a means to a self-serving end. For those viewers who felt compelled to identify with (i.e. root for) a faction, it came down to picking the perceived lesser of two evils, if evil (by example or exposition on this show) even exists. In The Boys' ambivalent context, it was damn hard to tell. 

O Father's bling-over-humility sure didn't help much in that regard, but nor did Firecracker, with her misconstrued contradictions. In truth, all of the series' pro-American Holy Rollers were two-faced (and far more than Barrett ever was, ha ha), though none were as extreme as Homelander, who sought validation by becoming the faux Christ of a sanctimonious ruse called the Democratic Church of America. 

Beneath the ethereal glitz, the church was the epitome of despair, filtered through an ironic promise of hope. Perhaps then, this constitutes The Boys' paramount point. Without virtue, hope is a vain pursuit, even among the Boys' members, whether it be Billy Butcher, Hughie, Starlight, Mother's Milk, Frenchie, Kimiko, the "unreal" Joe Kessler (who never did belong), the Johnny-come-lately Sister Sage and the waiting-in-the-wings Marie Moreau. In their broad, magnanimous strand, they were all full of shite (as Butcher would say), and that's a shame. 

Call me naive, perhaps uncool, but I like a dose of optimism in my superhero lore. I prefer the idea that good and bad aren't indivisible. That's because I've seen the evidence. Such cut-and-dry factions do exist, with blaring example upon example emerging time and again, day after day, with enough clashing, philosophical contrasts to make one's head spin. That The Boys dismisses the staggering proof only demonstrates how full of shite the saga is. 

And yet I watched this satirical shite. It held my attention. I wanted to see where it would go, even if I knew I wouldn't like where it went. 

With that said, if I ever get a craving for a superhero fling (and those cravings do strike me a lot), The Boys won't be my prime, revisited pick. I'll likely choose Superman and the Mole MenSuperman: the Movie, Batman '66, Batman '89, Captain America '79, Captain America '90 (either cut), Spider-man '77, Spider-man '02 or perhaps if I'm feeling a trifle moody, I'll work in The Dark Knight or The Watchmen, maybe do a double feature of Logan and The Winter Solider. It's just the way I'm made, and it's clear that The Boys, though a devilish diversion, was never made for me or those who hold my positive, stuffed-shirt perspective. 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

WISE WORDS:

 

Sunday, May 17, 2026

SAY U.N.C.L.E.! NAPOLEON SOLO WINS

A horse called Napoleon Solo won the 151st (2026) Preakness Stakes. The news outlets are ballyhooing the outcome for all it's worth, and yet it's baffling to me that few of the media's "omniscient" darlings have referenced the victorious creature's namesake. 

We're talking U.N.C.L.E. here, as in The Man from..., as portrayed by the suave Robert Vaughn and later down the line by the suave Henry Cavill (two actors associated with the Superman movie franchise, no less). Napoleon Solo, the name is pop-cultural royalty for crying out loud! It's a winning name for a winning protagonist and now a top-winning race horse.

Why then the omission? Call me petty, but I think it's infuriating that those in the alleged know either don't know or don't care.😠

Saturday, May 16, 2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRED (2026), FROM BRO MIKE

 

LIQUOR IN NJ CINEMAS: A RECIPE FOR DISASTER

 

Thanks to some stupid-ass, New Jersey legislators, movie theaters may soon serve liquor to patrons. Without question, this is a recipe for disaster. 

The claim is that making liquor available will help encourage patrons to buy tickets. Well, if theaters owners wish to draw more patrons, how about starting the movies on time? How about limiting the advertisements and trailers? (Trailers can be fun, but who wants to sit through a string of romantic-comedy previews at a horror show? Just sayin'.)

The endless, go-nowhere construction in many NJ areas doesn't help, either, with entrances to many venues, including theaters, either blocked or traffic-jammed. Why this nonsense persists is beyond me, but believe me, it's a major dissuader. 

Despite the obvious remedies, the sale of liquor is what these nitwits are advocating. I wonder how soon the first intoxicated-prompted brawl, stabbing or shooting will occur if this becomes the ballyhooed norm. My guess is any of the above (or all) will strike pretty fast, with a ton of too-late-in-the-game, socio-political excuses (and inevitable blame games) ensuing, not to mention theaters closing for good. 

Thanks for nothin', guys. The sad thing is, this will  probably become an accursed reality. As the enraged George Taylor so aptly put it: "God damn you all to Hell!"

TERRIFIC TEAM-UP IMAGE: TRIPLE TERROR TREAT

 

SALLY THE ZOMBIE CHEERLEADER'S SCHOOL OF HORROR: WHITE ZOMBIE

I had a hankering for more Sally the Zombie Cheerleader's School of Horror, in particular material headlined by Bela Lugosi, since the flesh-feasting hostess' Vampire Over London tribute (see 5/13/26 post) proved such a bloody delight. And so, what should I find? Well, none other than Sally's enlightening seminar on one of the all-time greats, White Zombie

For the record, the episode is an older one, where Sally's ghastly origin is shared and pre-SkeleKat guest stars, Zombette, Mr. Hairy Hand and cooking guru, Morbid Stew, give their fiendish hellos and adieus. The content, however, is fresh across the morbid chalkboard, and it's amazing how well White Zombie holds up. Then again, White Zombie isn't called a classic for nothing.

The 1932, indie release was directed by Victor Halperin, who coproduced with his brother Edward, and written by Garnet Weston. To assure its success, it was filmed on leftover, Universal sets, which (beyond Lugosi's evident, magnetic draw) is likely why it captures the creepy feel of such moody influencers as DraculaFrankenstein and The Mummy. 

In addition to its haunting ambiance, White Zombie introduces many tropes that still characterize living-dead pictures, though in its case, there's a macabre, Svengali-motivated marriage at its voodoo-plagued heart: A young lady is forced to die so that she may become a zombie bride.  

The cast does a wonderful job bringing the content to unnerving life, with Lugosi nothing short of mesmerizing as Murder Legendre, the undead's conniving master. He's joined by Madge Bellamy (the film's leading, zombie lady), along with Robert Foster, John Harron, George Burr Macannon, Brandon Hurst, Frederick Peters ... and Joseph Cawthorn. On the whole, the ensemble creates an urbane spookiness that further presses the implied, Universal charm. 

Sally embroiders the feature with silly skits and meritorious insights (e.g. the movie's vicious vulture isn't quite what it seems) and in so doing, keeps her studious Fleshies attentive and pleased. 

If one desires a lesson in old-school, Haitian lore, Sally the Zombie Cheerleader's School of Horror: White Zombie is formulated to hit the Lugosi-eyed spot. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVV0W3wjjXU

Friday, May 15, 2026

EQUINOX/EVIL DEAD DOUBLE FEATURE: HOSTED BY THE HOUSELS

Thanks to the success of our Magic Sword/Army of Darkness outdoors (canopy-capped) double feature, Donna and I have decided to conduct another thematic set. As with the prior event, this one will take place at the Home Base Cinema, 1300 Franklin St, Trenton, NJ, on May 19 (Tues), with the show starting at 7:45 pm.

On the agenda is Jack Woods/Dennis Muren's Equinox and Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead.

Equinox predates Evil Dead by a decade, but like the latter, the Jack H. Harris production uses a Lovecraftian book to conjure an onslaught of demons. The relentless specimens make matters quite daunting for our unwitting, young heroes, but boy, do they ever put up one helluva fight. 

The original Evil Dead is a cult trendsetter, having spawned a Necronomicon saga that still thrives to this day. The eerie effort was also a big breakthrough for Bruce Campbell and his rubbery, Ash character, who combats chaotic Deadites in an isolated cabin. The claustrophobia runs high in this one, and the demonic tension even higher!

Horror trailers from the 1970s and 1980s will open the proceedings and bridge both movies, with snacks and soft drinks available for those who show.

If you wish to attend, please email Donna at bizarrechats@gmail.com no later than May 17 (Sun), noon, to secure your seat(s). Lawn chairs will be queued, but feel free to bring your own accommodating furnishings to ensure maximum comfort.