Saturday, September 17, 2022

LILITH VON BLOODWORTH & MONDO CREEPY PRESENT BLOODSUCKA JONES


That luscious lady from the Netherworld, Lilith Von Bloodworth, returns to haunt us with another cinematic specialty from her video vault. 


This time the shapely specter's selection is an irreverent vampire flick entitled Bloodsucka Jones. Writer/director Justin Armao's 2013 parasitic, semi-blackploitation gem is, in fact, a splendid lampoon, helmed by a groovy Afro-adorned hero played by the charismatic Preston Grant, who gives his Blade vibe a real nice, '70s chill. 


Jones is joined by his voluptuous, Vulnavia-esque sidekick, Vanessa (Maria Canapino), as he trains a group of goofy kids to confront a ravenous but beautiful bevy that wishes to puncture their necks or more so, halt a Romeo/Juliet vampire tryst. Will our right-on hero succeed in getting the hapless gang in vampire-slaying shape? Of course, but it's Jones' ageless hipness that makes any contrivances blood-drippingly fresh. 


Thanks to offbeat movies like Bloodsucka Jones, Mondo Creepy is mega fun, and Lilith Von Bloodworth is a delightful guide. Not only is her ghostly manifestation easy on the eyes, but she possesses the sharp wit to hold her own with the best horror hosts of all time. 


To see what I'm talkin' about, take a hearty, Mondo Creepy bite at 
https://www.youtube.com/c/MondoCreepyTV

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