Saturday, August 27, 2022

I saw Samaritan...

I don't give a hoot what the out-of-touch snobs say. Samaritan is meaningful, engaging, exciting and as such, good. 

Samaritan stars Sylvester Stallone in a tale of a once renown superhero who fought his bad brother, Nemesis, to save the world, or is it the other way around? (Spoiler: The names sometimes get bounced about in this sardonic fable.) Anyway, Samaritan is believed dead, but someone who resembles him roams the slums as unassuming Joe Smith, until an idolizing, wayward boy named Sam, played by Javon "Wanna" Walton, discovers him, and from there, things roll like a well planned, social-studies lesson. 

Written by Brigi F. (Escape Room) Schut and directed by Julius (Overlord) Avery, Samaritan inserts elements of Unbreakable, GlassThe Last Action Hero and perhaps the last couple Rambo movies, with traces of Oliver Twist to make its point. That means its roots are earthy and its intent designed to thrill but more so to enlighten during a time wrought with unemployment, urban violence, false prophets and hollow, political banter. Yeah, sounds like the here and now, and on most levels, Samaritan is. 

Stallone's hero doesn't sport a complex costume, at least not for the long haul. His armor is part of his past, which is shown in a concise, opening credits overview and through nightmares. A mighty hammer figures in, which references Thor and Steel, but this devise is more a decorative allusion than a plot twister. Our hero's exemplary trait is his redemptive compassion. 

A fair sum of the plot's compassion also comes from Sam's mom, Tiffany, played by Dasha (Russian Doll) Palanka, and to counter that compassion, there's villainous Cyrus, aka Nemesis II, played by Pilou (Ghost in the Shell) Asbaek, who delights in grenade-ing the compound that harbors Samaritan's discarded weapon, which he seizes to gain symbolic leverage. If not for Smith's manifestation, it seems likely that Cyrus would transform Sam into his junior version, thus breaking Tiffany's maternal hold, but with the right father figure coming aboard, well, one can see where the plot then heads, and it heads in every respect in the proper, wholesome direction. 

That's not to say the movie lacks grit. Cyrus' Nemesis is a rabble rouser of the worst kind. His rise to putrid power is unsettling because it holds an ugly truth behind it: a reflection of the too often justified violence one sees on the mainstream news. That people follow Nemesis II, that they destroy their city for no more than the sheer hell of it, is so reality based that it might turn more sensitive viewers off. That's good. The truth can sometimes hurt, and what Samaritan presents is the pure embodiment of social truth and its consequential evils, even if decorated with some beyond-reality graffiti. 

I caught Samaritan a day late, thanks to my overstuffed schedule, but maybe it's just as well, coming of the heels of a doctor's office marathon of modern, Disney-princess fluff. A hard dose of quixotic realism was just what the doctor should have ordered, and I'm thankful that I finally got my swallow through Amazon Prime. I suggest others partake the same. Without question, Samaritan's medicine is worth the consumption. 

R.IP. ERIC L. HOFFMAN, AKA PROFESSOR GRUEBEARD...

In the pages of Famous Monsters of Filmland, you were (along with dear Uncle Forry) a warm and familiar presence, an answer man for so many with questions strange and probing. 

You covered the greats, from Lugosi to Karloff, from Cushing to Lee, but through your insightful fulfillment, you remained a devoted fan, your "Graveyard Examiner" tidbits coming straight from the heart.

Our league is nowhere near as noble now that you're gone, but the graciousness you taught us will never subside. Thanks for being part of our special breed, Mr. Hoffman; and among us, your knowledgeable spirit has no choice but to live on. 

WHATEVER! #5: STAR TREK/BLACK HOLE CROSSOVER SPECTACULAR

Main Enterprises' latest Whatever! (#5: Fall '22) is a breathtaking tribute to classic Star Trek and Disney's The Black Hole. Quite a cosmic combo!

It features the following articles: an overview of the Disney epic by Rock Baker, capped by a gallery of the movie's tie-in collectibles; D.G. Bishop's analysis of The Black Hole's engaging (and now rare) comic series (elevated by Jack Kirby); a comprehensive history of Star Trek: The Animated Series by Thomas Wheeler (equipped with an invaluable episode guide); and a retrospective on Star Trek: The Motion Picture and its evolving incarnations by yours truly.

There's also a ton of gorgeous photos and plenty of marvelous artwork. The latter comes from Tim Faurote (who bestowed the mind-blowing Reinhardt/Kirk cover); John Lambert (who fashioned to spiffy, Spock inside-front cover); David Branstetter; Tom Doyle; Troy Boyle; Roland Austin; Jamie Chase; Earl Martin; Steve Shipley; Doc Boucher; Doug Freeman; Kevin Duncan; Jack Bertram; Scott McClung; Carl Taylor; Jon Mundt; and George Lane III.  

Robert Sodaro's layout is nothing short of perfection, and Jim Main's intro fuels this issue with the right, informative ump, making Whatever! #5 one of the most satisfying, science-fiction crossovers ever to come down the intergalactic pike.

To order this adventurous, jammed-packed issue, send $11.00 (which includes postage for U.S. shipping only) to Jim Main, 130 Wellsville Av, Back of House, New Milford, CT 06776. Mr. Main also accepts Paypal funds at jmain44@aol.com. (Be certain to include your mailing address in either case.) 

Thursday, August 25, 2022

ANDREI RIKICHI: CAGED BIRDS THINK FLYING IS A SICKNESS (COLOSSAL SOUNDS)

Andrei Rikichi's Caged Birds Think Flying is a Sickness (a Bearsuit Records release) may sound claustrophobic and confined, trapped and rationalized, but to my ears it's bloody damn big, as big and as allegorical as a kaiju wonder. That's how I've chosen to hear it, to see it, and through my imagination, I've come to love the titanic tapestry it's helped me form.  

Its subtitles are marked in a variety of ways, open to a variety of interpretations. Here then are my specialized impressions, monsterized and each numbered for one's convenience: 

1) "Theme From the Butcher's Parade": The title implies a Leatherface slaughter, but the sound is pure, cutting kaiju: a creature breaking away from the sequestered earth, a wide-winged puffing lasered-smoke deity for the saga's start. 

2) "They Don't See the Maelstrom": A merry, behemoth infiltration, thundering with each oversized thud, surrounded by naysayers, yes, but only until the mad, revealing march becomes too blaring to dismiss. 

3) "At Home I Hammer Ceramic Golfing Dogs": A dandy title for sure, from which Rikichi's sounds shape a repetitive, workshed mania, but to a greater degree, the collective chords of harried helicopters, scanning a land that's been crushed and defiled.

4) "What Happened to Whitey Wallace?": I can only imagine he perished under the concrete, but for this colossal undertaking, there's a spy jive goin' on, like something out of King Kong Escapes or Terror of Mechagodzilla. Here we have many electrical entrapments, which make one wonder who's the real monster, manipulating man or rubber-suited foe? 

5) "Bag, Lyrics, New Prescription": This one's short, so spectral that it's almost nonexistent (a proverbial calm before a storm), but the enormity of a threat can be packed in something so small. 

6) "This": Old-school, sci-fi mortar, like saucers descending from the exotic Planet X or maybe even the mythic Mysteroid, where titans terrorize against their will via alien signals, but at their crusty, hungry heart, let's face it, terror is all that giants want. 

7) "Player Name: The Syracuse Apostle": Now we get into a plan of action against the creature onslaught. A protagonist heads the fight. Through a jet squadron? A queue of tanks? Ah, better yet, the prophesy of a pretty harbinger!

8) "This is Where it Started": Flashback time, where speculation blankets the annihilating's causes and effects. Who let the giants in? But perhaps the better question is, who encouraged their ascent? 

9) "They Hide in the Dark Forest": The title references an exterior expanse, but the forest is (to my mind's eye) enclosed and computerized, beeping away with another Rikichi spy jive, searching for answers, demanding replies.

10) "Who's Driving the Handcart?": The computerization hits its shameless summit. Sounds of data spill with great insight, but also a lack of reason. Rikichi's notes beg for an end of attack, but the search for closure spawns defeat. 

11) "The Butcher Band (I'm In)": A Raids Again sequel of sorts, where titans clash, with a personalized pledge (and cheer) to either cruel side. Its chords slid hard and play far harder. 

12) "Caged Birds Think Flying is a Sickness": The eponymous, philosophical theme of all those who disbelieve, only then to become devotees of  strange and amazing phenomena. Rikichi's melody indicates a something-is-out-there confirmation, serious and frivolous at the same time. (If the truth be known, sheer, juxtaposing genius, if ever there was!) 

13) "Death of a Postmaster": The most morose of this epic set, an anthem for an everyman who's been smooshed and stamped into doing what's right, his sacred sacrifice bellowing beyond a watery grave.  

14) "This is Where It Ends": The eclipsing, end-credits scroll to an album that redefines one's faith in the anti-mundane. The final chords declare that the land (the world) has been forever reclaimed. No matter how much mere mortals scoff, the human condition no longer resonates. The old rule now towers as the lumbering new. 

Though Rikichi's flair for the melodramatic may work one way for me, it'll no doubt summon a different view for you, perhaps something Kurosawa-esque or geisha-gal/pleasure-house oriented, then again maybe something entirely else. His orchestrations have that unique ability to tap personalized angles, dreams, hopes and sorrows, either among a subtle strand or the long-way-home extreme. In any case and under any classification, this Caged Birds experiment is mammoth.

https://bearsuitrecords.bandcamp.com/album/caged-birds-think-flying-is-a-sickness