Friday, May 1, 2026

WISE WORDS:

 

THE ORIGINAL DAWN OF THE DEAD'S ENDING(S)

I discovered an interesting video regarding Dawn of the Dead 1979 (and I'm sticking with 1979, because that's when the movie hit mass distribution; a test-run preview occurred in 1978, no more or less; it's an official, 1979 release, period.). The video comes from Captain Gold and delves into the original ending conceived by George A. Romero for his flesh-eating zombie epic, which would have depicted Peter (Ken Foree) and the pregnant Fran (Galen Ross) committing suicide: Peter would have shot himself in the head and Fran would have raised hers into their helicopter's blades. 

I'm glad Peter and Fran survived at the end of the movie, although if they had perished, the outcome would have better mirrored Night of the Living Dead's. Also, I've never had a problem with characters dying in movies (unless it's a dog or cat and then my feathers tend to get ruffled). For the most part, great poignancy flows from a major character's demise: case in point, Godzilla's "fatal" meltdown in Godzilla vs Destoroyah. (I know a clueless crybaby who still bemoans that one, to which I say, "Grow the hell up! Imagi characters never truly die. They're designed for resurrection [though sometimes they reappear through prologues, but same damn difference], or have you missed the obvious, perennial point of Star Trek II & III or how about that ingenious flow between Logan and Deadpool & Wolverine? Oh, and getting back to good ol' Gojira, how many times have we've seen the big guy stomp across the screen after death and/or defeat before or since Destroyah? Capisce?")

Anyhow, Captain Gold's sincere synopsis of the considered Dawn of the Dead ending has been inserted above, but the essay speculates as well on what may have happened to Peter and Fran after the credits rolled. In other words, how long would they have survived beyond the mall? The video's conjecture and the viewers' comments resonate with me. I think they'll resonate with you, too. Why not give the piece a nice, zombie-fied whirl?

TERRIFIC TEAM-UP IMAGE: SUMMER OF 1983

 

I SAW APEX

Apex, directed by Baltasar (Beast 2022/Adrift) Kormakur and scripted by Jeremy (Aftermath/The Purge) Robbins, is a new, survivalist/escape thriller. It echoes author Richard Connell's The Most Dangerous Game and so many of its run-for-your-life adaptations and offshoots, including Apex 2021 (an unrelated but mirroring effort with Bruce Willis and Neal McDonough), Cliffhanger, Deliverance, Hunter's BloodRitualsWake in FrightThe River Wild, Speak No EvilReady or NotSend Help and through basic (though no less potent) allusion, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Motel Hell, I Spit on Your Grave and The Hills Have EyesThe movie also depicts the unbridled brunt of a woman's endurance, not only to overcome nature's austere elements, but lost love. 

Charlize (Fury Road/Prometheus/Mighty Joe Young) Theron portrays Sasha, whose spouse, Tommy (Eric Bana), dies in an Australian, rock-climbing mishap (enacted in the movie's opening). Tommy's death drives Sasha to return to his Outback turf, where she meets Taron (The Rocketman/The Kingsman/Robin Hood) Egerton's affable Ben. 

Though Sasha is told not to venture out on her own for adventurous thrills, she dismisses the warning. It's Ben who gives her the encouragement to do so at a pitstop, where the vicinity's kangaroo hunters give her some flirtatious ribbing, but when Ben re-emerges at her camp, she realizes his kindness is a ruse. Ben wants to hunt and kill her, which pushes Sasha's survival mode to the apex. 

What ensues rolls like a forbidding, cat-and-mouse travelogue, with Kormakur churning an atmosphere reminiscent of a Werner Herzog movie: idyllic on top, though dangerous below. 

From a basic, horror vantage, Ben more than does his job. Though the deeper details of his life are kept (for better or worse) vague, we do learn that he may have been a Bates-esque mama's boy and that he's been killing people, chopping up their carcasses and selling such to the pitstop as beef jerky. Indeed, he's a human monster and like many of his cinematic type, proud of it. 

Perhaps to its detriment, Apex isn't packed with many surprises. One knows the layout pretty much upfront, with events never mounting toward anything too unexpected, unless one counts Ben's charming deflection and his big, beef-jerky reveal. This may not please all viewers, who may find the story too straightforward. Those, however, who enjoy the symbolic strife of life (and how to derail it) will be inclined to embrace Apex's rugged palette. 

For those of either persuasion, Apex awaits at Netflix. 

PINUP TIME: RAQUEL WELCH IS LOANA

 

SCREAM SIRENS: A CLASSIC MONSTERS OF THE MOVIES TRIBUTE

With thoughts and fears turning to female, horror figures in recent days and years (Kathryn Newton's Lisa Frankenstein, Mia Goth's Elizabeth Lavenza, Jessie Buckley's The Bride!, Alisha Weir's Abigail and Natalie Grace's Katie), their faithful followers will find Classic Monsters of the Movies' Scream Sirens: The Heroines of Classic Horror an invaluable resource. 

Nige Burton and Jamie Jones' encyclopedic, 68-page volume explodes with the great women who inspired many of their contemporary counterparts.

These talented, pioneering ladies range from the silent era through cinema's silver stretch and include Mary Philbin, Elsa Lanchester, Zita Johann, Helen Chandler, Frances Dade, Frances Drake, Mae Clarke, Valerie Hobson, Gloria Stuart, Gloria Holden, Nan Grey, Martha Mansfield, Miriam Hopkins, Ingrid Bergman, Maureen O'Hara, Carroll Borland, Brigitte Helm, Olga Baclanova, Fay Wray, Simone Simon, Kathleen Burke, Evelyn Ankers, Anne Gwynne, Jane Adams, Illona Massey and yes, more, more more! 

Of course, respectful adoration also falls on the memorable movies in which they starred, such as King KongFrankenstein, Bride of FrankensteinDracula, Dracula's DaughterMark of the Vampire, The MummyThe Wolf ManThe Old Dark HouseThe Invisible Man, The Invisible Man Returns, Frankenstein Meets the WolfmanHouse of Frankenstein, House of Dracula, Metropolis, Mad Love, Cat People, Freaks, The Phantom of the Opera 1925, The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1939, Island of Lost Souls ... and Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde 1921, 1931 & 1941.

In addition to Burton & Jones' detailed overviews, this special edition features outstanding, photo reproductions of the actresses, along with their virile (and often sinister) costars, which makes this trip down memory lane all the more comprehensive and endearing. 

If one loves old-time Hollywood and the women who distinguish it, Scream Sirens is an essential: an elaborate reference source that celebrates a cordial kind of nostalgia that only grows more vibrant with the passage of time. 

Order Classic Monsters of the Movies' Scream Sirens at 

https://www.classic-monsters.com/shop/product/scream-sirens-the-heroines-of-classic-horror-magazine/

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