Saturday, April 1, 2023

PIN-UP TIME: BRINKE STEVENS

 

LAMASTU PER CHAIGIDEL & NERATERRAE: FORBIDDEN TRACKS/FORBIDDEN TREKS

The trailblazing Alessio Antoni has shared with me a cavernous-climate triumph, produced by Cyclic Law and promoted under the Chaigidel & Neraterrae banner (i.e., composed by Antoni, behind his guise, Neraterrae, teamed with Mattia Giovanni's Accinni's acclaimed Chaigidel). The experimental outcome is labeled Lamastu

Like Michael Ferentino's recent masterpiece of the same name, Chaigidel & Neraterrae's Lamastu covers the undercurrent crevasses of the feral, birthing goddess, creating audio scenarios shaken from her allegorical wings. We're talking the venturesome landscapes of Jules Verne, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Ruth Rose: tribal patches of the untamed, each ferocious and eclectic.

"Da'at" starts the album as an unadulterated anthem for any chosen Middle-earth or maybe more so, Hollow Earth. It thunders like Kong, to be exact, its hissing-horned ascent accompanying a beast who pushes through trees to grab a maiden fair or if need be, destroy any aggressor who should get in his way. With this stated, "Da'at" is ominous, threatening and as such, an apt intro for the rest of Lamastu's discomposing queue. 

"A'Arab Zaraq" counters the colossal base by being imminent within its saber-swiped spot. It's sandy and reedy in aura, etching forbidden paths toward weird, occultist abodes: an audio nightmare that needn't happen within one's mind, but could be found in any crack-house neighborhood, at any misdirected turn. 

"Entrails of Souls", however, returns to monstrous exotica. Through implication, it's Temple of Doom or Fuad Ramses during a virginal Blood Feast. Either way, its gutsy construction reimagines "A'Arab Zaraq'"s terrestrial cage, galloping over an innards-spilt stretch that must be heard to be (a-hem) disbelieved.  

To instill that disbelief into religious terms, "Mac Benach" welcomes a Gaelic-guru exaltation. Its mean moans and swooning wisps are Svengali-like and highlander transcendental, its chords invoking Stonehenge turbulence, summoned by a sick sorcerer's incantations.   

"Purson" is more (person)able, perhaps. That is, it alludes to something human, something common, but reverted to its bestial roots. This track is Moreau-esque, creating shuffling, hybrid noises that only bipedal freaks could make, in a voyage of conundrum from which no pedestrian could dare escape. 

Speaking of bestial aftermaths, "Satariel" goes down another tawdry path. This one's tailored to ribbit and does so in reference to Ray Milland and Sam Elliot near a frog-ridden swamp: nature striking back, as it were, rising small and hitting hard. This one sounds eerier than the previous mentioned, for it slithers right in the unassuming pit of one's backyard. 

Perhaps my favorite Lamastu track is "Eloi Eloi Lama Sabacatni", which grazes the austerity of "Satariel" and "Purson", but here we have wee, pale people corralled by meaty Morlocks as drums and chimes mock. The composition is timeworn yet futuristic and like the other tracks, occupies frenzied corridors, with steampunked hints that are specialized for the dim, dank and hungry. 

"Malkuth" ends the epic, presenting a kingdom of terror from the inside out. "Malkuth" is about possession (and therefore, invasion) via pain-inducing demons like Lamastu: those shrieking, sadistic deities that mess one up and wrack one's soul, that turn one from ecstasy to anguish through trails left best untraveled and maybe, just maybe, unheard. 

But Chaigidel & Neraterrae's bewitching Lamastu must be traveled. It must be heard, if only to fortify one's mental mettle; so prick up one's ears and strengthen one's heart. Lamastu calls at 

https://www.cycliclaw.com/music/chaigidel-neraterrae-lamashtu-cd-181st-cycle?fbclid=IwAR0ahz7zroK7nU3R0y5M2_JvEGc81MjPv1AkXeBDoJn5V3m1pw21fAQtmDo 

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Collectible Time: Arrow's Dune 1984, Special Edition 4K Ultra HD/Blu-ray

Arrow presents pristine, 4K Ultra HD and Blu-ray editions of the 1984 movie version of Frank Herbert's cult novel, Dune, adapted by director David (The Elephant Man) Lynch and produced by Raffaella (Conan) de Laurentiis. 

Dune '84, which was a much anticipated science-fiction epic via pre-publicity, proved controversial to audiences (and in many respects, remains so), with some dismissing it as too "worming" for its own good. However, it's grown in popularity over the decades, securing praise from staunch, Herbert aficionados, including the late (and often tough-to-please) Harlan Ellison.

Let's face it, the Arrow presentations wouldn't have surfaced if Dune '84 wasn't more appreciated than not, and both formats act as veritable celebrations of the epic, containing not only the sharpened, theatrical cut, but a heaping of awesome extras, which include audio commentaries by Paul M. Sammon and Mike White; a tribute to production designer, Anthony Masters; a special-effects overview; a costume-design essay; a making-of documentary which spotlights Laurentiis and Paul Atreides performer, Kyle MacLaughlin (in his first Lynch collaboration); a 1983, promotional enticer; theatrical and television trailers; plus stunning photo galleries.

For Dune '84 followers, Arrow has bestowed a spice-snaring gift that both die-hard and casual fans alike will savor. 

Visit Arrow's plentiful homepage to order: 

https://www.arrowfilms.com/shop.list

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PUPPIES BEHIND BARS: A CHARITIABLE CAUSE

 

For Easter (and Spring's hopeful advent), thoughts of charitable causes once more come to mind. For those who wish to make a positive impact on others, Puppies Behind Bars is a sincere, worth-while means to do so. 


Puppies Behind Bars assists in canine training for wounded war veterans and first responders, who face difficulties with daily functions. In addition, the agency supplies crucial, bomb-detection dogs for police procedures. The canine training is administered by prisoners, who wish to give something beneficial to a society they've wronged in one way or another: a most honorable path toward redemption


The charity ensures that inmates are prepared to the utmost, caring capacity before they commence their meticulous but nurturing lessons. Trainers and dogs are then teamed for two years, at the end of which the astute, adoring animals are dispatched to their designated guardians in need.


I'm a proud contributor of Puppies Behind Bars and do hope that others will contribute as well. The organization is a huge win-win for all involved.


Visit Puppies Behind Bars

You'll find ample information on all activities, with specific steps on how to lend your support. 

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