Friday, March 20, 2026

SO LONG, CHUCK NORRIS

You were a martial arts icon and an action star supreme, but in everyday life you rivaled both platforms by being just a good-natured guy. 

Of course, that didn't stop us from enjoying your exploits, as we did weekly (and then daily) by viewing the long-running Walker, Texas Ranger.

Then there are those great movies, which kicked off with the Bruce Lee headliner, The Way of the Dragon, and continued with so many more: Breaker! Breaker!; Good Guys Wear Black (man, was that ever the talk of the town when I was in junior high); A Force of One; The Octagon; An Eye for an Eye; Silent Rage (a tension-wrought, Frankenstein chiller); Code of Silence; The Hero and the Terror; Forced Vengeance, Lone Wolf McQuade; Logan's War; Invasion U.S.A.; Bells of Innocence; The Cutter; The Expendables 2; The Green Fog; Hellbound; Sidekicks, Top Dog; Forest Warrior; Dodgeball; Firewalker; The President's Man; The Delta Force; Delta Force 2; the Missing in Action trilogy and the Karate Kommandos animated series.  

You were undeniably one of the special ones: a kind, generous man ... a man who cared for his family, his country and his fans. That puts you on a mighty high and honorable perch, Mr. Norris, one that few ever attain, even though all should aspire to reach it. 

PINUP TIME: TRACI LORDS IS DEJAH THORIS

 

Thursday, March 19, 2026

A LOOK BACK: THE BRIDE 1985

Though the high-profile double whammy of Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and Maggie Gyllenhaal's The Bride! has inspired many to revisit James Whale's Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein, other adaptations of Mary Shelley's brainchild have also drawn attention, though perhaps none so much as Franc (Quadrophenia) Roddam's The Bride, scripted by Lloyd Fonville and released by Columbia Pictures as an anticipated blockbuster in August 1985.  

Like Gyllenhaal's experiment, Roddam/Fonville's was greeted by lackluster attendance, and unlike the recent release, the 1985 entry is quite a departure from the skittish, Gyllenhaal mate-made interpretation (which, of course, never reaches fruition in Shelley's book), leaning more on fairy-tale tropes and classic lore to enthrall. 

In fact, the 1985 Bride lifts motifs from My Fair Lady and Born Yesterday and as such, pulls from Ovid's Pygmalion, which George Bernard Shaw brought to the public's fancy in 1913. (I suppose if one wishes to push the matter, Ron Howard's Splash deserves comparable acknowledgment in this developmental category).

To render the thematic parallel, Charles Frankenstein, played by Sting, bestows life to Eva, played by Jennifer Beals, in an elaborate opening that recalls the finale of Whale's classic sequel. From that point, Sting's Frankenstein molds his creation to be a fine, upstanding, young woman of indisputable charm and intellect, as long as she doesn't surpass his own. When such bleeds into that forbidden territory, a monumental rift occurs between creator and creation. 

To offset this contentious track, the movie injects a parallel relationship, featuring Clancy Brown's "monster," Viktor, and his friendship with David Rappaport's Rinaldo, a man small in stature but big in heart, who grooms the gentle giant to become more or less refined. This pact, though as transformative as Eva's, often taps the exploits of Francois Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel, where earthy discussion becomes the order of any adventurous day, even among the unorthodox sort. 

Beyond some fleeting nudity from Beals' double, the Roddam/Fonville concoction is family friendly, with its storylines contrasting enough to teach a worthy lesson. In the end, Viktor wins Eva's heart (and vice versa) through an implied, telepathic link and, on a more profound level, by the simple fact that they're good people, even if having been brought into the world through "immoral" ambition.

That Eva doesn't scorn Viktor predates Del Toro's decision to have Mia Goth's Elizabeth favor Jacob Elordi's Creature, or in the case of the director's ballyhooed The Shape of Water, having Sally Hawkins' eggheaded Elisa favor Doug Jones' "Gill-man." This concept also matches the way Gyllenhaal presents Frank and "Penelope" as a tight, anti-establishment ("us against the them") couple. 

Nevertheless, the 1985 Bride is much more subdued in how it builds its uncanny though fated matchup. Where Del Toro's adaptation insists that traditional, leading men shouldn't win traditional, leading ladies, the Roddam/Fonville Bride isn't at any time preachy or autocratic, despite delivering an occasional, feminist call.  

With this said, the 1985 movie, even if derived from varied material, succeeds as its own work of art and because of that, feels superior to the thematic flow of 2025/2026's prominent, Frankenstein pictures, even if they each do hold their own aesthetic virtues. 

The Bride deserved more respect than it received back in the day, but by the very fact that it's a Frankenstein movie, it hasn't faded into obscurity. It's been (re)discovered and reassessed since its underperforming release, and the revived interest has only increased (in particular) in the wake of Gyllenhaal's movie. If you haven't watched this one in a spell, or if you've never seen it, give The Bride a shot. It carries all the required elements to stir plenty of quaint, Gothic charm, proving that, as with only the best fairy tales, scares and sentimentality can coexist. 

TERRIFIC TEAM-UP IMAGE: DAREDEVIL VS DAREDEVIL

 

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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

PENNY DREADFUL (JOHN LOGAN'S MONSTERVERSE) REVISITED

My wife and I experienced a power outage, which went on for several days. With a little MacGyver ingenuity, I was able activate my portable, Blu-ray player, and what did Donna and I end up (re)watching? Ah, none other than the prolific John (Alien: Covenant/Star Trek: Nemesis) Logan's Penny Dreadful, that fascinating, monster rally that's been compared to Dan Curtis' Dark Shadows in both format and scope. For the sake of the Showtime saga, we went right down the line, absorbing all three seasons (twenty-seven episodes in total). 

Of course, Penny Dreadful aspires to be its own thing, brewing an overlapping and nip-and-tucking, Multi/Monsterverse of classic, horror literature/cinema, with dashes of Universal and Hammer, where no character is ever quite as he/she seems, with some even swapped among legends (case in point, Abraham Van Helsing becoming Frankenstein's associate instead of Dracula's). This revitalized turn may strike some as blasphemous, but the redesign beckons Ray Bradbury's notion of keeping old sources interesting by reimagining their traditions, though never obscuring such beyond recognition. 

The Penny Dreadful ensemble consists of (to list but a few): Harry Treadaway as Victor Frankenstein, Rory Kinnear as Frankenstein's Monster/John Clare, Billie Piper as Brona Croft/the Bride of Frankenstein, Alex Price as Proteus/a second Frankenstein Monster, Reeve Carney as Dorian Gray, Josh Harnett as Ethan Chandler/Lawrence Talbot (the Wolfman), Brian Cox as Jared Talbot, Wes Studi as Kaetenay (a surrogate Maleva), Eva Green as Vanessa Ives, Timothy Dalton as Sir Malcolm Murray, Olivia Llewellyn as Mina Murray, David Warner as Van Helsing, Cristian Carmargo as Count Dracula/Alexander Sweet, Samuel Barnett as Renfield, Patti LuPune as Dr. Seward, Shazard Latif as Henry Jekyll, Helen McCrory as Evelyn Poole, Sarah Greene as Hecate Poole, and there are more...ah, yes, so many more in this grand, Devil's brew. 


The who's-who rundown works well for the characters, who sometimes carry aliases (as one can deduce from the above). It all comes out in the wash, though, with (as the aforementioned, Bradbury assertion indicates) the archetypes still satisfying their classic motives.

For those who know and appreciate its purpose and plan, I've no need to rehash it. For those who may be unaware, to experience Penny Dreadful from a fresh viewpoint (even with a few tidbits revealed, as in this post) is only proper. Give Logan's reimagining a try or hell, a retry. Either way (as Donna and I can attest), you'll gain an ideal means to pass the time, whether the electric is on or not.