Saturday, April 5, 2025

FERENTINO'S GOD IS LISTENING - PT 1: PRELUDE TO A POSSIBLE SONIC FUTURE

A new, Michael Ferentino album was expected and needed. The enriching God Is Listening: Prelude to a Possible Sonic Future fills the bill by opening the mind to unique, encircling vibes and profound, paradoxical phrases. Above all, the tracks link one unexpected component to another, creating what Clive Barker would call "the great and secret show." (In the end, every influential element, whether big or small, rich or poor, determines where we go, despite the passage being unclear, like pieces of a puzzle coming near, or at least this is my take on Ferentino's venture.) 

Parts of the album spring from a pop-cultural position, with twists upon names (titles) that have come to define our lives, made by appreciative (if not transcendental) mortals, all for God's discerning ears. 

For example,  "9-inch Sgt. Pepper" works as if the Beatles concocted a neo-Matrix, dance-floor mix, smacking of Lennon's sarcasm (though done through robotic reinterpretation), and yet it's all Ferentino, drumming and chugging along, "putting it on the wrong way" as he presses his sonic-era sweep. 

"M. Night Shyamalan" is an obvious homage to the writer/director, who's become a next-stage Serling for his clever catches. Ferentino's tune morphs itself much in Shyamalan's style, injecting an ode to irony at each piano-tingling turn. As one listens, one can feel the dimensional rift, the underlying sensation that one's ordinary stable is tumbling into an extraordinary circumstance.

"Never Darken My Door Again" clucks like a rapper's tongue, but pushed through a howling filter. This one sounds tribal, drawing a line in the sand, but having fun with its "punch in the ... face" telegraph. In other words, it implies holding one's head high to squash the haters when they dish their unjust dirt. 

"Celebrity Ass Kisser (Sychophant)" is a further denouncement of those haters, shuffling, slumping and banging in its condemnation of saps who look to others for approval. It besmirches being a government marionette, persuading one from prostituting oneself for some lame-duck, Faustian endorsement. 

"Wide" establishes an altogether different terrain, where one floats in the computing refrain of simultaneous denial and acceptance. It asks one to open wide, to reveal what one holds inside, letting it all unfurl for the world to see, forging yet another facet of revolt and with it, essential self-awareness. 

"Snark Chide of the Croon" is the rebuttal that one's opponents toss. In this instance, Ferentino's voice wavers with intoxication, mocking the slap-back with a culminating, laser-beamed assault. 

"Sacristy" extends the beam farther as it returns to an exotic, dance drive, though this time it slips a rubbery quip, for in truth, it references depletion, emptiness ... dissatisfaction. It takes what little there is and makes it something more.

"Cool Pool" presents a severe strangeness that dares to buck its placid label. There's a stream of damnation in its carefree guise, and to perpetuate this, the music trumpets like Charlie Brown's judgmental teacher, the lyrics warning of those outer, red flags that drag one down. (One needs to take the big dip and "get the f.... out of Dodge.")

"Little Head" takes a silky, jazzy approach, pleading to be taken where frustration doesn't exist. As its hypnotic draw builds, this one feels like an impassioned prayer from a small, humble heart, searching for a cure to one's despair, and because of its anxious reach, it plays more hopeful than not. 

"Adore" is hip as hell: an ideal punctuation for the album, where one ends up on the floor, tired and beaten like a discarded whore, begging to be adored. It's a reply of sorts to "Celebrity Ass Kisser," but in this case, it's the singer (the narrator) who demands the adoration. However, the recipient of the plea expresses firm rejection, wanting to "smash (one's) fingers in the door." The outcome is dire and cuts off fast, but its sting lingers, enough to infiltrate the other tracks, if one goes back and re-listens. 

Whether at life's commencement or close, God is Listening ... serves both epic ends, but does so nibble by nibble, chunk by chunk, blending it all into a magical mesh. It's a concept album in the sincerest form, just like the old-school masters wrote, ascending from the remnants of the past to seize a stellar future. (And to think, this is only the first part of Ferentino's scheme; one can only imagine how the other pieces will fit when one greets round two.)

Play God Is Listening: Prelude to a Possible Sonic Future at

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lMllL02ObGh4AeOoPIF5S3obW3u2-4T3Y

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TALKING SMALL PRESS COMICS #85, WITH STEVE & LARNED

The boys are back in town! Steve Keeter and Larned Justin host another episode of the always informative Talking Small Press Comics (#85).

So, what's on the agenda? Well, the rundown goes as follows: Tom Fellrath's epic Hologram, Book Two: Chapters 7-12, (featuring artwork by Fellrath, Tony Lorenz and William Henry Caddell); Shane Luttrell's 3D-enhanced Suzie Steam #1; and Larry Johnson's phantasmagorical Dream Diary #3. 

To round out this fine installment, the gents delve into Steve Willis/Jam Comics' Music on the Mountain, Songs on the Sea, which includes contributions from Willis' teammates, Billy McKay, Buzz Buzzizyk and Edward Bolman (with an illustrated, guest appearance by the one and only, Sebastian Cabot). 

This latest episode is a genuine, small-press gem. Check it out at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lIxkek-IZw

Friday, April 4, 2025

PINUP TIME: NASTASSJA KINSKI

 

GODSPEED, ROBERT E. MCGINNIS

 

You applied grit, sultry intrigue and pure, curvaceous allure in all your works.

These exceptional images range from pinups to cowboys to haunted woodlands to ocean realms: each example thrilling, provocative and indelible.   

I was fondest of your spy renderings, though anything that sported a virile flair (per a poster or paperback) tickled my fancy, though I wasn't alone in that respect, for your many fans are of the same shameless ilk: appreciative of gorgeous gals, tough-as-nails guys and all the dangers that may fall in between.  

What you left behind will only endure, Mr. McGinnis, for unabashed quality can't be ignored, nor can the colorful contributions an artist renders, especially when they like yours: frank, sincere and whenever it counts most, unapologetic. 

FOR THE FUN OF IT:

Thursday, April 3, 2025

MR. LOBO'S CINEMA INSOMNIA: CREEPERS (AKA PHENOMENA) ON TWITCH

This Saturday, April 5, commencing at 10pm on Twitch (as well as OSI74/Roku and Amazon Fire), Mr. Lobo's Cinema Insomnia presents one of the creme de la creme: Dario Argento's Creepers, aka Phenomena.

Though it may not be a favorite among snobby critics, serious, horror fans hold Creepers in high regard. Its cast alone seals its upper-echelon status, with Jennifer Connelly, Donald Pleasance and Daria Nicolodi as its headliners. 

The Friday the 13th-aimed plot is simultaneously simple yet unique: A pretty, American student (with a penchant for sleep walking and insect magnetism) enters a Swiss academy, around which young women are being slaughtered by a mysterious culprit, with a free-roaming chimp standing as the likely, Rue Morgue-ish suspect. Ultimately, the lass befriends a disabled entomologist to unravel the carnage, which is fought through the unexpected help of assailing insects.

Argento's jolting style ensures the movie's fast-paced atmosphere, which is hard to shake once it gets rolling, spiced as it is by vibrant cinematography by Romano Albani, an electrifying score by Goblin and disturbing effects by Sergio Stivalletti. 

Mr. Lobo shares his anticipated playfulness for the giallo's interludes, with insect-infested slapstick, simian-oriented commercials, weird, Italian and bug-based trailers, with special appearances from Dixie Dellamorto as Kogarella and Emily Manka-White as a spacey, Connelly surrogate.  

This is one not to miss, so be sure to join the "misunderstood" creepiness this Saturday night!

https://www.twitch.tv/cinemainsomnia

TERRIFIC TEAM-UP IMAGE: BLACK WIDOW & DAREDEVIL