Thursday, January 1, 2026

COLLECTIBLE TIME: MEGO'S FACE OF THE SCREAMING WEREWOLF (LON CHANEY JR.)

For Christmas, my buddy, Mel, gifted me a posable, 8" Mego action figure that emblemizes Lon Chaney Jr. from Tin-Tan's la Casa del Terror (The House of Terror), directed by Gilberto Martinez Solares.  

The horror-comedy was re-edited by low-budget pitchman, Jerry Warren, into Face of the Screaming Werewolf, who padded it with footage from The Aztec Mummy, which he'd already released in the U.S. as Attack of the Mayan Mummy

In both versions, Chaney meshes his iconic, Universal characters of the Wolfman and the Mummy (Kharis) into a unique, stand-alone context. For the Mego figure, the resurrected (unbandaged) mummy stands in full, lycanthrope form, which captures Chaney's signature guise. 

The figure is packaged on a bubble card, adorned by the Warren poster's graphics. The figure is quite detailed, both in its sculpted head and hands, as well as its clothing, with my version sporting a blue-flannel shirt. (There's a red-flannel counterpart, as well, or so I've discovered.)

This piece complements Mego's 8" Werewolf from its 1970s, monster line, but also the forerunner to such in Ahi's Universal Monsters series. The figure also invokes Paul Naschy's Waldemar Daninsky, a character the actor/writer/director based upon Chaney's Wolfman. (With that in mind, by simple default, this Screaming Werewolf figure could be accepted as the original, Chaney Wolfman, and if so, so be it.) 

The Face of the Screaming Werewolf action figure is an unexpected entry from Mego, but as a lover of psychotronic concoctions, I'm as happy as a lark to possess it. To Mel, I offer my sincerest, howling thanks. (Say, I was thinkin', wouldn't it be neat if Mego produced a Chaney Mummy counterpart?) 

CLASSIC MONSTERS OF THE MOVIES: 10TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL EDITION

Classic Monsters of the Movies has reached its tenth publication year. 

To celebrate the momentous occasion, Classic Monsters of the Movies 10th Anniversary Special Edition shares 100 pages of ghoulish goodies, hosted by scholars Nige Burton, Jamie Jones, John Logan, David Huckvale, Simon J. Ballard and Jonathan Rigby.  

These gracious gents guide readers through Universal and Hammer, from Tod Browning/Bela Lugosi's Dracula to Terence Fisher/Christopher Lee's Horror of ..., and let's not forget the frightful, Bram Stoker frontrunner that prompted them into being, F.W. Murnau/Max Shreck's Nosferatu

The spotlight falls, as well, on Boris Karloff, Peter Cushing, Peter Lorre, Vincent Price, William Castle, Richard Matheson, Roger Corman, King Kong, Oliver Reed, the Gill-man, German Robles, Imhotep, Dwight Frye, Quasiomodo, Dana Andrews, Frankenstein's Monsters, Guillermo del Toro, the Alien, Tobe Hooper, Leatherface, Norman Bates, Anthony Perkins, Marion Crane, Janet Leigh, Alfred Hitchcock, Bette Davis, Barbara Steele, Maria the Robotrix, Lord Summerisle, Carl Kolchak, Janos Skorzeny, Shelley Duvall, Jack Nicholson, Jack Torrance, A.I.P. Poe adaptations, Amicus anthologies, spirits, sadists, mutants ... plus, a plethora of nostalgic publications and collectibles.

Yes, my dear readers, this one has it all and then some, printed on top-grade, silk-grain stock with super-sharp, black-and-white and color photos. 

This awesome omnibus is easy to obtain, too, if one acts now, and for those who do, one's signed/numbered purchase will be accompanied by a collectible print of the volume's colorful, cover collage, suitable for framing.

Don't miss out! Order Classic Monsters of the Movies 10th Anniversary Special Edition at 

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PINUP TIME: BARDOT

 

ROCK BAKER'S CARTOON CUTIES: PICTURE PLAYS #2 (THE ANNIES ARE BACK!)

Artist Rock Baker has sequelized his successful Cartoon Cuties: Picture Plays with an exuberant volume that rivals the first in both scope and cheer. 

As with the prior, CB International Publication, Cartoon Cuties: Picture Plays #2 captures imagery from Baker's Static-Mation shorts, which he and his compatriot, Mark Holmes, produced for YouTube. As such, this follow-up establishes gleeful glimpses into Creek Bend's wondrous world and its adorable Annies, evading dialogue, but telling its tales with outstanding artwork that speaks a thousand words.  

Fan favorites Trixie Hope, Dixie North, The Baxter Twins, Minerva Mallen, Crissy Carrots, Carole Corday, Simone Grace, Yvette Pond, Mala Winston, Daisy Poise and Doris Flowers populate the pages, capturing comedic scenes that range from household mishaps to a possible invasion. 

Creek Bend is the ideal hub for escapism, and Baker's latest volume is another marvelous case in point. 

Order Cartoon Cuties: Picture Plays #2 at 

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BOWIE/PRINCE IN PHILLY: UNDERGROUND ARTS DANCE PARTY (1/9)

COLLECTIBLE TIME: ROMERO'S DEAD TRILOGY SHIRTS

For Christmas, my dear friend, Brett, gave me a trio of collectible, Gilden T-shirts, honoring George A. Romero's original, Dead trilogy. 

The first, in apt black, commemorates Night of the Living Dead and features the movie's famous "They Won't Stay Dead!" collage poster.

The second is blue and salutes Dawn of the Dead, with the iconic, helicopter/pizza-face-zombie-poster artwork boldly displayed. 

Last but not least is bright-yellow for Day of the Dead, highlighting its ominous, sun-shaped backdrop/zombie design. 

The Romero, zombie flicks are what drew Brett and I together decades back, sealing our lifelong friendship. On this basis, the thematic apparel holds a strong, sentimental link. For certain, I'll be donning these shirts with immense respect and fondness. Thank you, Brett, for upgrading my wardrobe, and as good ol' George would often say back in the day, "Stay Scared!"

WISE WORDS:

I SAW MGM+'s ROBIN HOOD

Writers/producers John Glenn and Jonathan English's Robin Hood has proven a thrilling, MGM+ redux, consisting of ten episodes and layered with tradition and some new twists for distinction. 

Robin Hood 2025, which aired its season finale on December 28, stars Jack Patten as the lead, aka Robert "Rob" Locksley; Tom (Sleepy Hollow) Mison as his father, Hugh; Lauren McQueen as Maid Marian; Sean (Lord of the Rings/Game of Thrones) Bean as the Sheriff of Nottingham; Lydia Peckman as Priscilla of Nottingham; Marcus Frasier as Little John; Angus (The King's Man/Bloods) Castle-Doughty as Friar Tuck; Henry Rowley as Will Gamewell Scarlet; Erica Ford as "Ralph," aka Rosemary Miller; Davor Tomic as Guy of Guisborne, Steve (Tarzan and the Lost City/Last of the Mohicans 1992) Waddington as the Earl of Huttington; and the ever youthful Connie (Gladiator I & II/Nobody 1 & 2) Nielsen as the shrewd and alluring Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine. 

They're all quite good in their roles, even with those "clever" variances strewn here and there. (For example, Tuck is a thin chap this time.) The setup is also sound and at times, rather grounded, and for me, identifiable. I reside in New Jersey, where being taxed beyond absurdity is the vexing norm, and Heaven forbid if one should complain about such, because one will sure as hell be labeled a rotten person by the appointed, self-serving magistrates ... yeah, just like in Nottingham, just like in this series. (For what it's worth, I live a mere hop and a skip from a place called Nottingham Way. Yeah, Robin Hood and I are, indeed, kindred souls.) 

With that said (and considering that this Robin Hood isn't a confined movie), there are many more in-betweens stitched in, one of which made me nervous at first. You see, Mison's Hugh Locksley is planted right in the heart of the Anglo/Norman rift, and as such, Christianity is painted as something antagonistic (an unsettling no-no, in my book), but Tuck eases the mismarking soon enough with sheer, compassionate logic, helping the pagans, the Merry Men of Sherwood Forest, withstand the injustice aimed at them. (Tuck is presented as a sincere Christian who exposes the hypocrites for what they are.) 

Getting back to the Merry Men ... well, they're not all men, of course. Maid Marian sure isn't, but she's always stood for the tax-battling cause that Robin and his men uphold, and then there's Ralph, who's a girl disguised as a boy. That throws things some, even if the ruse is obvious as hell. The tactic reminded me of Dragonslayer's Valerian, and like that cloaked maiden, this one is fun to watch as she wavers between smitten lass and tenacious fighter.

Marian and Priscilla flesh out the more direct romance, but even on their ends, it never becomes overbearing (being more come-and-go sexual than not; yeah, this is a hot-to-trot Robin Hood, for sure). The contrast in their characters underscores the social-political extremes that discern Nottingham, so from an allegorical perspective, their inclusion for this retelling works well to the legend's point. 

On the downside, there's not enough Mison, and he's always damn good (and I still maintain, he'd have made, or still would make, a great Doctor for the Whovian sect.) In addition to his brevity, there's lots of dialogue, most of which is sensible and pertinent to the plot, but there are times when the weight of words feels more like overstuffed padding. If padding was required, I'd have preferred it to be action-oriented. 

And what of the action? It's more than satisfactory, with well choregraphed, sword-and-arrow play that holds a sleek, old-time, cinematic look, especially during the season's final episode, though when all is said and done, this MGM+ offering is a far cry from Douglas Fairbanks, Erol Flynn and Richard Greene or for that matter, Kevin Costner, Russell Crowe and Taryn Egerton. To me, the MGM+ Robin Hood bounces among these incarnations, grabbing a smidgeon from each (and even beyond the cited six, if one considers the vastness of Robin Hood's hardy, cinematic run), building a version that remains its own. 

The verdict: MGM+'s Robin Hood is fulfilling escapism, one that makes it easy to root for Patton's conscientious hero as he battles Bean's stubborn Sherriff, who's quite a nuanced villain, but never presented as one with whom sympathy is required. (How refreshing!) 

The message: If you tax people to death, if you make their lives nothing but miserable, you deserve all the hisses and boos that come your way, and if you stand against that villainy, you deserve all the cheers and applause you can get. This Robin Hood handles both sides of the coin with regal grace, and for that, I'd like to see more, and yes, the door's wide open for that, if MGM+'s execs should so choose.