Sunday, August 27, 2023

GOODBYE, ARLEEN SORKIN

Your voice was distinct enough to reach legendary level: the basis for The Joker's manic girlfriend and one of Batman and Robin's greatest (if not sexiest) foes, Dr. Harleen Quinzel, aka Harley Quinn.

It all started when DC creator/scribe, Paul Dini, noticed you dressed as a jester for your popular character, Calliope Jones, on Days of Our Lives, and inserted your modified guise into Batman: The Animated Series, for the groundbreaking episode, "Joker's Favor." 

From there, your inspired persona (with that ever ticklish tonality) occupied frequent episodes of the series, followed by The New Adventures of Batman, Gotham Girls, Superman: The Animated Series, Justice League, Static Shock and the feature-length submissions, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm and Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

Writing also marked your career, with contributions to Tiny Toon Adventures and Picture Perfect. You even cohosted America's Funniest People in 1990, starred in Trading Places, Oscar, Odd Jobs, From Here to MaternityI Don't Buy Kisses Anymore, Perry Mason: The Case of the Killer Kiss, It's Pat, Dream OnComic Book: The Movie, The New Mike Hammer, The New Hollywood Squares and assisted your producer husband, Chris Lloyd, with behind-the-scenes efforts for Frasier

Your commitment to the arts and contagious cheer made you an icon synonymous with the Gotham gal you came to epitomize. Thank you for the inexhaustible giggles, hijinks and titillations, Ms. Sorkin; they will not only continue to gratify, but more so, unfailingly touch our hearts.   

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

HORROR MOVIES, AN ILLUSTRATED HISTORY: A CLASSIC MONSTERS OF THE MOVIES TRIBUTE

Classic Monsters of the Movies, per authors/researchers Nige Burton and Jamie Jones, have gifted fans a superb, 84-page edition entitled, Horror Movies: An Illustrated History, Vol 1 (The Silents and the Golden Age)

In many respects, the chilling cover says it all, celebrating such classics as King Kong 1933, Frankenstein 1931, The Bride of Frankenstein, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 1920, The Golem 1920, Mystery of the Wax Museum, Mad Love, Nosferatu 1922, Dracula 1931, Mark of the Vampire and its long-lost, legendary predecessor, London After Midnight. Of course, this is but the tip of the eerie iceberg, as further images of this post prove.  

Burton and Jones' extensive detail is on par with Denis Gifford and Alan G. Frank, who rendered masterful overviews of the horror genre in the 1970s. As such, a sweeping, intricate flow of productions unravels through this edition, moving from dark expressionism, when stars such as Lon Chaney Sr. and John Barrymore ruled the roost, to the early talkies, when Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff seized the terrifying reins. 

As with prior Classic Monsters submissions, this one teems of stunning black-and-white and color graphics (many rare), structured within a pleasing layout. Without any doubt, Horror Movies, Vol 1 is one of the most aesthetic, cinema-history periodicals ever produced.  

Copies of Vol 1 are nearly depleted, so order asap ... 

https://www.classic-monsters.com/shop/product/horror-movies-an-illustrated-history-vol-1-silents-golden-age-signed-art-print/

Monday, August 21, 2023

Collection Recommendation: Mr. Lobo's Cinema Insomnia (The Little Shop of Horrors 1960)

Mr. Lobo's Cinema Insomnia's (Christmas/Holiday) submission of director Roger Corman's The Little Shop of Horrors is now available on DVD from Alpha Video/oldies.com, in a festive, green-tint transfer.

This 1960, quirky quickie is one of the greatest, horror comedies ever made, and its eccentricities sprout to even lusher heights, thanks to Mr. Lobo's seedy commentary. 

Little Shop of Horrors, which was scripted by Bucket of Blood's Charles B. Griffith, stars Jonathan (Monster from the Ocean Floor) Haze as Seymour Krelborn, a nebbish, florist employee who nurtures a blood-addicted plant, Audrey Jr. (a pre-Miss Mittens of sorts, only nowhere near as sweet and considerably more boisterous). 

In addition to Haze, the cast includes Jackie Joseph as Seymour's goofy girlfriend, Audrey Fulquard; Mel Welles as nervous, petal proprietor, Gravis Mushnick; Meri Welles as sexy streetwalker, Leonora Clyde; Myrtle Vail as "sickly" Mrs. Krelborn; Dick (Bucket of Blood) Miller as flower-nibbling Burson Fouch; and Jack Nicholson as pain-loving, dental patient, Wilbur Force. 

Mr. Lobo taps a fountain of Yuletide jubilation from the flick (despite his declarations of impoverishment), creating an ingenious, "man eating plant," YouTube video, followed by a meticulous, macaroni-and-cheese, necklace tutorial; and as a special treat, extempore escort/Reel 7 Girl, Summer Hairabedian, grants a tempestuous, if not truncated visit. There's also Miss Mittens' adorable, Nativity allusion and Xmas commercials and trailers galore to get one in the holiday spirit, no matter the time of year. 

This naughty-but-nice, Cinema Insomnia installment is a wonderful, "misunderstood" novelty that all vegetated-minded fans should stick in their stockings.

Order at 

https://www.oldies.com/product-view/08500Y.html

 

Friday, August 18, 2023

TRANSFUSION M & MICHAEL FERENTINO'S SLY HEART SINGLES: GRAND FUNK REVIVALS

Transfusion M & Michael Ferentino get down with retro-churned tunes that smack of 1970s funk. "Sly Heart" and "Revenge of Sly Heart" are the singles (for the upcoming, digital album, I Will Skill Again), and man, do they ever tingle, but it's more than the set's Curtis Mayfield/Isaac Hayes grooves and Prince-kissed lyrics that turn me on. 

For one, "Sly Heart'"s vibe brings to mind the films of my youth. I'm talkin' Superfly, Shaft and Three the Hard Way. That's right, "Sly Heart" springs from a cinematic, urban hub, but one that's principled and smart, an anti-hero's anthem that saves the day when "the man" won't, with an oh-so-cool, lovey-dovey spin that's hard to shake. And trust me, you won't wanna shake this one. Like the tastiest candy, it's designed for infinite consumption.

"Revenge of Sly Heart" is the TNT recommencement, which rises the former's flames to even higher perches, with guitar rifts and bassy shifts that mirror a steamy, bedroom scene. Without question, it's a sequel of the best, "B-side" order.  

You can dig Transfusion M & Ferentino's right-on formulations at  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CdGrPsH164

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFKMQc2eMBY

I saw Blue Beetle

Blue Beetle, more by default than intent, could be another The New Mutants: a DC/WB (Charlton-born) equivalent to Marvel/Fox's truncated, X-Men spinoff. That means it's there to engage if one should so chose, but in the developing tapestry (now steered toward a radical overhaul), it might be a one-shot. (It was, after all, designed as a direct-to-streaming event and not a high-profile, theatrical submission, but no matter the categorization, it at least reached completion, which is more than the missed-it-by-that-much Batgirl can claim.) 

In addition, Blue Beetle is DC's most Marvel-ous movie: a mix of Iron Man, Spider-man and non-derisive Deadpool, with some Zorro, El Santo and Blue Demon squeezed in (and I mentioned the latter trio only due to the movie's publicized, Latino component, which proclaims this particular Blue Beetle to be the first superhero to stem from such an honorable heritage, when he's more later-down-the-line). 

Anyway, even with its Marvel-tinged trimmings, this DC exploit keeps one boot planted in its individualized lore, with a number of off-the-cuff references to its fringing, multiverse mythologies (like "Batman is a fascist" ... ahem; I wonder which Batman), accelerated by Bobby Krlic's atmospheric, techno score, which allows this lesser-known but enduring persona to occupy his own stylized center ring. 

Director Angel Manuel (La Granja) Soto and writer Gareth (Miss Bala) Dunnet-Alcocer keep the concept tight and trim, with the eager and conscientious college grad, Jaime Reyes, played by the likeable Xolo (Cobra Kai) Mariduena, coming upon the legendary, bio-mechanical, scarab-device, aka Khaji-Da (voiced by Becky G), which turns him into an armor-clad, weapon-jutting, Tick-looking crusader, albeit one who goes through severe, Greatest American Hero, growing pains. 

Naturally, there's a baddie on Reyes' tail, Susan Sarandon's Victoria Kord, an unscrupulous, cyborg-soldier entrepreneur, who believes she's more deserving of the ancient, symbiotic technology than some bumbling kid (or one may presume, even The Beetle who came before; hint hint), and from that entitled conviction, the battle begins. 

Kord is assisted by her henchman, Lt. Conrad Carapax, aka The Indestructible Man, enacted by Raoul Maximiano (Apocalypto) Trujillo, who once geared-up, sports an overlapping resemblance to The Hulkbuster and The Black Hole's villainous robot, Maximillian, customized by Judge Dredd. Harvey (What We Do in the Shadows) Guillen costars as Dr. "Sanchez," Kord's torn-at-the-moral-core adjutant. 

Reyes' family is aware of what's been heaped upon the youngster, since (for one) they witness his jolting transformation in their living room. Reyes' physical change creates understandable concern for all involved; and Dunnet-Alcocer's writing and the movie's supporting cast deserve a major thumbs-up for giving the unsettling situation a down-to-earth texture. 

George Lopez plays Reyes' scene-stealing uncle, Rudy; with James Alcazar as his father, Damian; Elpedia Carrillo as his mom, Rocio; Belissa Escobedo as his sister, Milagro; and Adriana Barraza as his grandmother, Nana, comprising the sort of family that might mirror one's own (maybe a tad downtrodden, but despite it, full of love and hope). To intersect the family dynamic, Bruan Marquazine portrays Reyes' burgeoning girlfriend, Jenny Kord, niece of Blue Beetle's prime foe, as sardonic misfortune would have it. 

This rudimentary yet worthy ensemble, matched by the story's streamlined sequencing, is what makes Blue Beetle easy to digest. Indeed, in contrast to such uber-layered epics as Zack Snyder's Justice LeagueThe Flash, Doctor Strange 2Ant-Man 3 and the Spider-Verse movies, that may be a welcome departure for some, but then Black Adam, Man of Steel, The Batman and the DC/Marvel-inspired Samaritan are as uncluttered, though much more uncompromising in their virile displays. That's what DC movies need--one-man-against-the-odds, getting-even virility--but alas, the backlashing opposition doesn't favor that specific brand of brawn, and so ... 

Blue Beetle, which could (should) have soared to neo-macho heights, ends up soft around the edges (like too many other superhero flicks), but still to its credit manages to swing upright when and where it counts, with a for-love-of-family adage at its forefront, as opposed to opting for the all-out, female-fueled, sorcery-eclipses-family sappiness of let's say, Shazam! Fury of the Gods

The bottom line: Though Blue Beetle may be no game changer, it presents a proper motif and enough flashy violet-blue visuals to be a smash, even if DC/WB's lousy luck dictates it's not. (I'd like to see the concept expand into a streaming series, perhaps a possible prequel, and linger for a few productive runs, but that's up to the [HBO] Max execs, and we all know how hit-and-miss those turncoat sons-of-guns can be.)