Friday, April 28, 2023

GOODBYE, GIOVANNI LOMBARDO RADICE...

You were there to fight and struggle, giving the screen a jarring lift when others hid in the shadows. 

Your toxic queue means much to me and others of discerning, dark taste: City of the Living Dead (aka Gates of Hell); Cannibal Holocaust (aka Cannibals in the Streets); Cannibal Ferox (aka Make Them Die Slowly); BaphometHouse at the Edge of the Park; Beyond Fury; The Church; The ReverendThe Omen '06; The Sect (aka The Devil's Daughter); The Phantom of Death; The InflictedEverybody'S End; Body Puzzle; 3 SistersStage Fright; Deadly ImpactA Day of Violence; and Violent Shit: The Movie. (Your memoir, A Zombie's Life: Italy's Whipping Boy..., celebrates your shameless sojourns to great, effective measure.) 

You'll be remembered with each view of each film, Mr. Radice, respected for drawing our attention and of course, keeping us always on the edge of our seats. 

I saw Peter Pan & Wendy...

Controversy regarding Disney's "woke" Peter Pan & Wendy, directed by David Lowery, who co-adapted with Toby Halbrooks, is understandable, with rambunctious, male adventurers (and the rough, honest voices they spur) ostracized by the in-charge cretins who demand pacification over autonomy. (Hell, even a stage production featuring a svelte lady as the brazen boy would now be frowned upon due to of the character's mutinous spirit, unless of course, an official, gender reassignment were decreed, and even then, the dictatorial bums would probably see fit to replace impassioned cause with coerced indifference.) 

Though there's much, indeed, to scrutinize, dislike and on occasion, maybe even appreciate about Disney's latest (it's-just-a-reverie) accommodation, it does adhere to J.M. Barrie's known structure, albeit with minimized Native Americans and Lost Girls masquerading as Lost Boys. It is, at best and most, a tepid, semi-sequel imprint of the kids-should-be-kids fable, with its major parts installed, but with too many of those distinguishing, adjoining ones missing or tweaked.  

At least the cast does its best under the censored circumstances: Alexander Molony as Peter Pan; Ever Gabo Anderson (Milla Jovovich and Paul W.S. Anderson's daughter, by the way) as Wendy Darling; John Pickering as John Darling; Alan Tyduk as Father Darling; Molly Parker as Mother Darling; Noah Matthew Matofsky as Slightly; Jim Gaffigan as Mr. Smee; Alyssa Wapanatahk as Tiger Lily; Sabastian Billingsley-Rodriguez as Nibs; Yara Shadidi as Tinkerbell; and good ol' Jude Law as the vindictive (and in a way, can you not blame him?) Captain Hook. (Right down the line, the performers sink their mirthful teeth into their roles, even on those unfortunate moments when judgmental cries curb the enthusiasm. Thank goodness, they never slip into Marxist Potter-isms, for such would have surely sank it for one and all.) 

The contention between Peter and Hook looks real spiffy against Neverland's seafaring backdrop. However, the adversaries rarely allude to Douglas Fairbanks (Sr and Jr) or Errol Flynn, and let's face it, even before those swashbucklers arrived, Barrie's book foreshadowed their essence within every nook of his never-grow-up strand. With such being grabbed from the guys, the torch-carrying instead falls to Wendy. 

Though prominent in the famed text, as well as its many prior versions, Wendy becomes other than her once admired, maternal influence for this retelling (after all, mothering is so passé in an age of puppeteered politics), to the point that Disney might as well have designated her as the movie's sole, eponymous label. And maybe that wouldn't have been so bad if our leading lady did more than go through the motions, for mimicking virility is never quite the same as owning it. 

By traveling a passive-aggressive path (even with a hardy stream of condescending winks and nudges), Peter Pan & Wendy seems to appease more than please, much like Disney's blighted Captain Marvel. The story has become a study in subtle, testosterone depletion and all geared for a "Do as I say, not as I do", cultural regime. (Rumor has it that Disney's gestapos wish to copy the tactic for a Star Wars: A New Hope redux, and I bet it's true.)  

Nevertheless, at the end of the uneventful day, Peter Pan & Wendy will likely come and go, not influencing viewers much one way or the other, whether it be sons, daughters or any of those deserving-of-respect somewhere-in-betweens (and I reference the latter with utmost compassion and support), though I suspect there are other adaptations that would interest the first demographic more than this one; then again, so would Dirty Harry, Mr. Majestyk, Good Guys Where Black, Goldfinger, Tombstone, and well, you get the picture. 

Saturday, April 22, 2023

MAIN'S PULP FAN #8: SILVER-SCREEN HEROES/THE SPIDER SERIALS

Main Enterprises' Pulp Fan #8 will cater to cinematic adaptations of pulp heroes, and Mr. Main has assigned me to essay The Spider movie serials. 

The Spider, aka playboy Richard Wentworth (a master of disguise in both physicality and vocalization), was a competitor to The Shadow and The Phantom Detective on the pulp front and some claim an indirect precursor to Spider-man. 

The Spider was also the first pulp protagonist to reach film, with his initial cliffhanger premiering in 1938 (The Spider's Web) and the second in 1941 (The Spider Returns). In each instance, Wentworth/The Spider is portrayed by the suave and personable Warren Hull, who'd go on to play Mandrake, the Magician and The Green Hornet. 

I'm presently re-watching the chapter plays, in addition to researching each adaptation's background. 

Revisit Bizarrechats for updates.

I saw Evil Dead Rise...

Evil Dead Rise jives with Fede Alvarez's underrated, 2013 remake/sequel. As such, it doesn't feature Bruce Campbell's Ash Williams, though the actor and his Evil Dead co-creator, Sam Raimi (along with the reliable Ron Tapert) perform as co-producers. 

Director/writer Lee (A Hole in the Ground) Cronin takes over the Lovecraftian reins and transports the mayhem to an antiquated, Los Angeles high-rise apartment, in the roundabout manner of Poltergeist III and Gremlins 2

Evil Dead Rise also unfurls ferocious, mother-attacks action. The mom, Ellie, is played by Alyssa (Vikings) Sutherland, who presses the terror full throttle, perhaps making the location change more incidental than essential. 

Ellie's sister, Lilly Sullivan's Beth, becomes the story's pregnant, surrogate Ash, backed by her nieces and nephew: Gabrielle Echol's Bridget, Nell Fisher's Kassie and Morgan Davies' Danny. They fall victim to the challenging, forbidden fruit that The Necronomicon (Book of the Dead) dangles, after Danny discovers it stashed in a secret chamber. From there, the expected, demonic activity ascends, with the family matriarch becoming the main, unwitting vessel of Deadite domination.

Sutherland's crazed performance is Oscar worthy. She doesn't merely mimic possessed characters from other movies, but makes the Deadite takeover her own twisted thing. Her shimmering eyes draw one in, but it's her grin (like that of Karen Black at the end of Trilogy of Terror) that defines it all. 

Deadite Ellie gives the kids much to fear with her vicious verbalizations and quick, creepy grabs. Though one might think her assaults (and all the accompanying possessions and gory antics that follow) would cover the entirety of the high-rise, most of the action stays as confined and claustrophobic as that of any cloistered cabin (even though brave neighbors, Gabriel and Mr. Fonda, played by Jayden Daniels and Mark Michinson, do make an honest effort to venture beyond).  

As with its prior chapters (even the lampoons), Evil Dead Rise acts as an allegory for against-the-odds survival. Most horror flicks, in particular, those of the cat-vs-mouse breed, follow this trail. Nancy must overcome Freddy's nightmares. Laurie must battle Michael to the death. Hippies must avert Leatherface's chainsaw and hooks. Canoeing sojourners must eschew rednecks who want them to squeal like pigs. Get the drift? The Evil Dead movies pound the formula into the ground, though who's complaining? Life is a matter of survival, which is why horror yarns like Evil Dead Rise resonate. 

Evil Dead Rise might be but another chapter in a long, familiar franchise, but its ability to frighten, to drag one through a regurgitated Hell, is top drawer. More so, the movie presents a worthy warning: All may seem fine on the surface, but don't be fooled, for there's generally something bad brewing beneath any given surface, itching for that coveted chance to pull one down. Watch Evil Dead Rise and prepare!

Thursday, April 20, 2023

I saw Joshua Kennedy's Innsmouth's School For Girls...

Writer/producer/director Joshua Kennedy's latest Gooey Film Production is a sublime salute to H.P. Lovecraft's The Shadow Over Innsmouth.  

In addition to using the yarn's structure, The Innsmouth School for Girls references Satan's School for Girls, A Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory, Blood of Dracula, The Initiation of Sarah, CarrieWednesday and even the college-girl spurred City of the Dead (aka Horror Hotel). In other words, it's filled with young ladies, as well as truth-or-dare giggles and ample, nightmarish chills, creating the type of diverse entertainment we've come to expect from Kennedy. 

The movie opens with lovely Roberta Olmstead (get it?), played by talented newcomer, Hilda Sofia Bautista, heading to the eponymous institution via a chauffeured van and sharing a reflective narrative in the Victoria Winters/Dark Shadows vein. This establishes the dread that enshrouds the institution (not to mention, the entire town), even if the exact emanation is difficult to pinpoint...at first.

The strangeness then deepens, unfolding notch by notch, ushered by Innsmouth's no-nonsense dean, Barnabas Marsh, played by Kennedy, who emits a robust voice and wears a Barnabas Collins ring. One might sense that his physicality isn't quite right, even as he lurks in the distant shadows, for it appears he's just a tad too fishy around the lips and eyes. 

The student body is led by callous Suzi Banion (Stephanie Jo Saenez), though even she can't deny the school's imbalanced vibrations. When a teacher is reported missing, the discomfort worsens, leaving Roberta and her only two friends, Lori (Mitzi Venus) and her brother, Andrew (Jonathan Tamaz), to travel Innsmouth's dank crevasses, where scaly insinuations emerge. It thereafter becomes apparent that the town is infected by something beyond this earth, and a legacy of missing females only seals the deal, but how in the world do the youngsters stop the uncanny invasion, even if derisive Suzi does join the cause? 

The plot moves along nicely, and Reber Clark's score gives the events a saturating, Bob Cobert feel. That feel invokes the conciliating quality of classic, Gothic horror, with Cthulhu and R'lyeh references enforcing the aura, as well as the recurring appearance of Bryan Martinez's Greek-chorus wayfarer: a pelagic equivalent to Friday the 13th's Crazy Ralph, but with a distinct, Dan Curtis flavor.

The Innsmouth's School for Girls can be purchased for streaming on Amazon Prime, in addition to DVD through oldies.com. The disc includes outtakes, a deleted scene, a making-of documentary and audio commentary by Kennedy:  

https://www.oldies.com/product-view/1186D.html 

The Innsmouth School for Girls is a wise investment for Lovecraft completists and of course, all Kennedy connoisseurs.